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1. Lulu Disliked Maths and Little Yang

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Lulu ? s father with his secretary Little Yang was absent in Heze. He went abroad again. A number of people saw him off at the airport. He was busy with work at home and abroad. He would return from abroad 11:00 a. m. next Tuesday. Every time, he will bring back a large number of books. But Lulu only has interest in a small number of them. And only a few attract her. Lulu ? s head ached when she read maths books and saw Little Yang .Her teacher noticed her absence of mind and her absence from classes. Her father thought it was a foolish action. Above all, she must act as a student. Her father hoped Lulu could be above average in his class. He thought she had the ability to achieve her dream according to his judgment. The teacher spoke with a Heze accent. Lulu couldn ? t accept it and Little Yang.

2. Faye Wong ? s Concert

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Lulu was an active idolater [a?'d?l?t?].Although she was really angry at Little Yang, she liked many HK actors and actresses. She admired their advantages that advertisements showed. A magazine named AD 2000 advised young people to do so; it even publicized ['p?bl?sa?z] many addresses of artists. Lulu wanted to take an advanced aeroplane to HK to attend Faye Wong‘s concert secretly. Actually, Lulu had taken advantage of her pocket money to buy an airplane ticket. It ? s an adventure for her. Lulu ? s mother noticed that Lulu ? s study stopped advancing. She took action quickly. One night, Lulu ? s mother did nice cooking. She added some salt to the dish, and then she began an open talk. Lulu admitted her action. Mother advised her not to attend the concert just before examination. She gave advice that they could go together after it. Lulu took her advice finally.Anyway ,she deeply loves her mother!

3. Air Raid!

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Lulu wanted to watch TV. After all, she cared about current affairs. Her mother was afraid that it would affect her study. She thought again and again and after a while they agreed on an agreement, that is, Lulu could watch news half an hour every day. Lulu agreed to do that.

Afterwards Lulu ? s father agreed with what they said too. That evening Lulu noticed straggling ['str?gl??] African agriculture. Most people in Africa could not afford a car. Another news was about some terrorists attacked an US airport. All the people heard the air-raid alarm and ran away everywhere Medical personnel[?p?:s??nel] ran ahead to afford first aid. Fortunately, the missile[?misail] missed its aim. But still the airlines business would be affected. Lulu was upset that night because she was against any kind of terror.

4. A Boring Boy

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A student always has all kinds of homework all the year round, like maths, English and so on. One day. Lulu decided to study longer in school after a supper amounted to 7 RMB. She was anxious about a test the next day when she had already read the book for 2 hours. Lulu learned hard about Asia, Antarctica and ancient Rome. In the classroom, all the students studied hard apart from a boy. No one was allowed to speak aloud. So Lulu was filled with anger when the boy spoke aloud behind her. They were 2 meters apart. He announced that he had caught an American bird alive and.made a friend with an African girl .Apparently his announcement was amazing, and what he said was almost nothing worth hearing. Altogether there were 9 students in the classroom. Anyhow, no one answered his words. He alone enjoyed his game.

5. An Old Ex-service Man

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In April, Lulu knew an old man from an article on a newspaper. When he was 16, he handed in an application to join the army. His parents didn ? t agree. He argued with them about this. The argument lasted one week. As a result, they agreed with him finally. This man was strong as well as brave so he became a hero in that area. One afternoon, Lulu arrived at the old

man ? s apartment. The old man sat in an armchair, reading an Arab novel. On a tea table, there was an ashtray that was full of cigarette ashes. Her appearance surprised him. Lulu

apologized for her arrival. They talked a lot as if they knew each other before. When Lulu left, the old man appreciated her visit and they arranged the next appointment.

6. Strong Yazi

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Yazi was a Korean, an Asian . To Lulu ? s astonishment, Yazi was a cancer patient. Lulu was astonished to hear that. Yazi needed to go to hospital at least twice a month. And she took 5 kinds of medicine pills at a time. It was said that Yazi only could live till next year at the latest. she lost her heart to Lulu?s brother at one time. Yazi had astonishing willpower and seldom asked any assistant for help. At the same time, she tried to help others. Lulu felt ashamed compared with her. Yazi had two dreams, one was to be as healthy as an athlete or an astronaut, and the other one was to cross over the Atlantic. At present, Yazi was working hard for her second dream. .At the end of this story, let ? s pray for people like Yazi.

7. Puppy[ 'p?pi ] Love

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Jack was an Australian and Annie was an Austrian. Their age was only 15 on average. They studied in the same high school. And they attended the same party one evening in August.

Annie ? s beauty attracted Jack ? s attention. He attempted to pursue her. On a cool autumn day, Jack prepared a letter and attached a photo in it. He decided to make a love attack on Annie. Annie was walking on a famous avenue when Jack stopped her. The atmosphere was

embarrassing. Jack explained his love to Annie. Annie ? s attitude to him was icy and awful.

She ran away. Annie was quite awake for she took account of the future. At present, she was not available.She paid more attention to study than puppy love. She avoided all kinds of dating. So she decided to be away from this boy. Jack was aware of his stupidity.

8. Da Zhuang

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Da Zhuang was a poor student. He could not buy new batteries for his electric bicycle. He only used bargains. For example he bought the cheapest basin to take bath. His roommate laughed at him in the bathroom.This hurt him badly. Ken lost his balance. There was a ban on fighting in this campus. But he broke the rules badly One night, Da Zhuang walked forward and backward in the dormitory. His roommate came back with a balloon and a basketball from a ball. Da Zhuang killed him with a bamboo bar. He regarded it as a battle and he killed his enemy. After that, he tried his best to keep his balance to clean the room and then he left with a piece of baggage. He withdrew all his money in a bank. He passed by a bar and smelt some smell of bread being baked. A barking dog frightened him. Now, he needed to find a base to hide himself. One month later, bare-footed Da Zhuang was caught.

9. Gulf War

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Iraq War reminded Da Zhuang of Gulf War. 10 years ago. Da Zhuang was a handsome man with black beard. He was fond of hunting bears. And he was famous for his bravery. His father was proud of him.Da Zhuang was popular with girls and many girls fell in love with him. But Jack was busy with his woodwork. He made furniture for his parents. All the furniture was made of wood. He was about to make a new table when he was sent to battlefield, . The army he belongs to was made up of 2000 soldiers. Most of people were tried of war soon. They couldn ? t get used to being far away from home. Additionally, many of them didn ? t think the war was worth attending. Since he was sent to battlefield, Da Zhuang had missed his homeland.and the British girl XiaoWei. He hoped he could be seated on the sea beach, thinking of some ancient things 500BC. Or he could eat green bean and bean curd ( bean curd is made from bean) cooked by his mother.

10. A Secret about Xiao Wei

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Lulu had a friend from Belgium, Xiao Wei. Xiao Wei was popular because of her beauty. At the beginning of their friendship, Lulu knew that Xiao Wei had religious beliefs. Befo(來(lái)自:www.zuancaijixie.com 蒲公英文摘:bl溫馨短文)re long, Lulu visited Xiao Wei s home. After the ring of doorbell, Xiao Wei opened the door. Following behind Xiao Wei, Lulu was astonished to find that Xiao Wei s bedroom was a mess. Her bedclothes were below her bed. There was a glass of beer, a piece of beef and a bee beaten to death on the table! Everything Lulu saw was beyond belief. “ I am lovelorn[?l?vl?:n]. “ Xiao Wei began her story with tears. “ I beg your pardon.

Lulu couldn ? t believe Xiao Wei s behavior. But as a human being everybody has her weak

time. Xiao Wei begged Lulu not to tell other people what she saw. Lulu said. It s a secret only belongs to us. ” Xiao Wei believed Lulu because she believed in her.

11. Xiao Fang? s Daydream

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Xiao Fang stood beside a bench, making some daydreams. Her imagination benefited from it. There was a biology book between her two hands. A piece of blank paper and pieces of

biscuit were put on the bench. Xiao Fang was dreaming, “ I will do my best to be a good writer. All my books are bestsellers. I can visit Berlin, Hitler ? s birthplace. Maybe she can travel to the moon and beyond, even some are as far as a billion light years. ” A mosquitoes bit her. Xiao Fangcalmed down, “ I had better wash the blanket first, then besides doing my housework, I need to help my grandma to pay her phone bill, otherwise I will have bitter fruit to eat. My Mum would blame me. Her book dropped on the ground; so Xiao Fangbent down to pick it up. But she cut her finger carelessly, and it bled. Xiao Fanglooked a bit bitter. She used some belt to bind it up.

12. Rock ? s Fan

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Linda ? s idol was a boxer named Rock. Rock was born m US. He was as strong as a bomb. His body language showed that. In last game, both Rock and his opponent were tired. Rock blocked his opponent then boxed him down with one blow. That man broke two bones and he was blind in right eye. Oh, God blessed him. After the game, Rock opened a bottle of beer. He poured it into a big bowl then put a block of ice in it. So Cool! Linda went to a bookstore to borrow books about Rock. The boss was rather boring. He bothered Linda several times.

Linda felt bored. He made her blood boil. Linda saw nothing on the notice board. Fortunately, she found a book about her idol at the bottom of a box. She bought it and a bookmark. Linda took a ferry to go home. She stood on board. Some breeze blew her blouse. Her heart was full of happiness.

13. Scream !

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Lulu held her breath to listen to a British broadcast play named “ Scream ” . It happened in someplace in Britain. A murder who wore a mask broke Joan ? s door down and broke into the house. The fighting burst out. Fear only would only bring on tragedy. Joan got brains. Her parents brought her up well. She broke off a branch and held it tightly. Brave Joan broke away from the murderer and got into her car. But the brake was broken. Joan got out of the car out of breath. She hid herself under a bridge. Suddenly, she saw her former boyfriend, a boy who liked to break the rules of school. Joan cried on his broad shoulders. She told him everything just happened briefly. The boy breathed heavily and Joan saw a knife in his pocket. Joan picked up a piece of brick and brought down him.

14. Brotherhood

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Ron and Sam had built up a very good brotherhood since they were little. On Sam ? s 4 th birthday, Ron was busy building a small wooden house for him. Sam used a brush trying to paint it into brown. But he painted with butter by mistake. Even worse, he ran down a lantern by accident. The small wooden building was soon burned down. Sam held one of his buttons with fear. He burst into tears. He told Ron he himself was a butcher to destroy all these things. Ron comforted him, “ It is anything but bad. You did nothing but burn a little house. Let ? s bury it and make it again. ” Soon, they were busy with cleaning work. They cleaned ashes with a broom and a bucket then they buried it under the bush. After the burial, Ron suggested they go to Disney Park by sea. Sam burst into laughter. He really liked the idea.

15. Last Wish

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A young Canadian named Benjamin knew he got cancer. His parents cared him very much. They called in a doctor at once. This case called for a cool head. Benjamin ? s response was calm. H e cancelled his wedding but he did not cage himself in his room. He went to his favorite caf é and canteen as usual. He cared for the candle light meal with enough calories and sweet candy there. Benjamin decided to call on a captain who lived in Ottawa, the capital of Canada. That captain was his idol since his childhood. That day Benjamin set out was cold, only 2 centigrade. Benjamin put a camera. A camp tent and many cabbage cans into his car. Benjamin promised his parents that he would take care of himself. Then he put on his cap and set out. Benjamin called at the captain ? s house, but the latter wasn ? t at home. Benjamin left his name card. The next day, the captain called back. He invited Benjamin to visit a famous cape together.

16. A Princess

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Jackie loved to watch cartoon. In any case, he would watch cartoon an hour a day. Yesterday ? s cartoon was about a princess lived in a castle. She was 165 centimeters tall and was beautiful. She was the center of attention. But this caused her stepmother ? s envy. She carried out a plan. One night, the ceiling of the princess ? s bedroom caught fire. Soon did her carpet. In that case, the princess had to run out. Her servant caught up with her and told her the truth. The princess knew the fire was not her careless fault. She got in a carriage carefully and fled out. Then she took a cart to carry on her journey. Finally, the princess arrived at a cave she had been before. She carved the date on the cave wall. Without a cent from other people, the prince planted carrot and fed the cattle. She regarded that as her career. At autumn that year, she celebrated her harvest and made a catalog of all the planting in the cave.

17. Meeting in Train

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bl溫馨短文篇二：耽美小介

同喜歡少紫，慕容，水天，大風(fēng)。

同不喜歡金錢幫和朽木。

耳雅我看完盛世青風(fēng)和黃半仙后就敬而遠(yuǎn)之了（絮叨死我了），沒(méi)看過(guò)你說(shuō)的那兩本（尤其這個(gè)好木望天，我已經(jīng)做了多少回心理建設(shè)了，還是不敢看，同系列那兩本太無(wú)聊了）。

桃花是沈王那個(gè)吧，你ps里的除了謝長(zhǎng)留和天下第一我都喜歡，天下第一如果沒(méi)有那么多爛番外會(huì)好很多。菖蒲的我喜歡韋蘇和天衣無(wú)縫，謝長(zhǎng)留和山中人太抒情了受不了。

桃符比較類似大風(fēng)刮過(guò)，沒(méi)有大風(fēng)虐，古代小文寫得很可愛(ài)，推薦下《獵戶鄭三》和《江湖債》（尤其的好處是短啊，最受不了能把那么無(wú)聊的文寫那么長(zhǎng)的寫手們，還不如短點(diǎn)呢）。

雛微《青梅懷袖，誰(shuí)可與煮酒》很好看，就是前一半特磨練耐性，委實(shí)是節(jié)奏慢，但后面非常精彩（我不知道跟那些虎頭蛇尾的作者比，這個(gè)算成功還是失�。�。不過(guò)雛微只有這個(gè)好看，別的一塌糊涂。

宮廷的我覺(jué)得最經(jīng)典是《看朱成碧》，很好笑的文，人物的性格塑造的很絕。

易人北古代文雷人的不少，但《路人》還是很好看的，是個(gè)江湖文，主攻仆受，腹黑對(duì)腹黑的。

陳小菜是我覺(jué)得后來(lái)的作者里最貼近少紫或水天的，陳最好看的文是《大劈棺》也是江湖文，《挽天河》和《一刀春色》差強(qiáng)人意。不過(guò)作者總不可能部部合心意啦，少紫我非常喜歡煙雨和風(fēng)寂，水天我非常喜歡長(zhǎng)風(fēng)，其他諸如秋雁飛，我意逍遙，素心問(wèn)月我都覺(jué)得差強(qiáng)人意。

顏涼雨的《金錢幫》雖然不好，但《生意人》和《塞北月如霜》都還行，雖然不到非常非常好看的程度，但起碼不小白了。

巫羽《風(fēng)翔萬(wàn)里》是個(gè)非常不錯(cuò)的文，講古代海航的，這個(gè)作者文不少，明顯這個(gè)是最上檔次的，我尤其喜歡這個(gè)攻，冷漠，不多話那種，受比較溫柔。

阿堵《紅塵有幸識(shí)丹青》，故事本身一般，但看了非常長(zhǎng)知識(shí)，很迎合現(xiàn)在的古字畫收藏潮流。

清朗《清明記》，標(biāo)準(zhǔn)虐文啊，我看之前不知道，看完直接呆掉了，主角居然就這么掛了哇。（加上最后那個(gè)今生的番外算he，但前面的震撼太大了，我覺(jué)得最后那個(gè)he形同虛設(shè)，如果不看be還是放棄吧，不過(guò)我覺(jué)得文好看不好看真的不在是he還是be）。

徹夜流香古代那個(gè)系列也不錯(cuò)的，《月迷津渡》《東君問(wèn)柳》《有風(fēng)鳴廊》《灰衣奴》。都是類似長(zhǎng)風(fēng)萬(wàn)里那種半宮廷半江湖的文。

古代作者里，其實(shí)瑞者，小謝，亂旋，公子歡喜，live，閑語(yǔ)，阿豆，偷眼霜禽，三千界的文也都還行，質(zhì)量很平均，不會(huì)篇篇都特萌，但也還不錯(cuò)，起碼都有各自的特點(diǎn)，一人一篇的話，推薦：

瑞者《過(guò)期男妓》，很夸張的小倌和老實(shí)生意人的故事

小謝《砌下落梅如雪亂》，江湖文，厚臉皮攻，冷受

亂旋《歡情薄》，比較世故的小孩和驕傲小王爺?shù)奈?/p>

公子歡喜《狐緣》，一只好吃的狐貍和一個(gè)老實(shí)書生的家長(zhǎng)里短文

live《璇天變》，修真文

閑語(yǔ)《含笑花》，類似菖蒲韋蘇的推理江湖文

阿豆《笑傲江湖之非常故事》，古代穿越文

偷眼霜禽《春風(fēng)一杯酒》，江湖文，師徒的

三千界《暖床人》，穿越的，主攻仆受，我覺(jué)得三千界比困倚危樓強(qiáng)

我都是正統(tǒng)文和小文插著看，光看正統(tǒng)文太累人，小文有些也是不錯(cuò)的，不費(fèi)腦子，比如：

白日夢(mèng)《蟒緣》

淡生煙《孫少爺》

荷尖角《歸西十二里之南柯巷》

桔桔《花開早》

地府笨犬《螳螂君》

十方《和番系列》（這個(gè)有好幾對(duì)兒，只死了一個(gè)單戀的，雖然他很慘，但也不算be了）

這些小文的作者和上面不同的是，或者比較低產(chǎn)，或者就個(gè)別文好，但起碼點(diǎn)到的這些都是不錯(cuò)的。

俘虜》BY梨花煙雨 （古文 強(qiáng)攻強(qiáng)受 1對(duì)1 虐文。

《叛將》（同上）

《鮫人天下》《鮫人傾國(guó)》《鮫帝夜歌》BY蓮兮蓮兮（穿越 強(qiáng)攻強(qiáng)受 虐 HE）

《樂(lè)醫(yī)》BY老草吃嫩牛（架空 強(qiáng)攻強(qiáng)受 長(zhǎng)篇 正�。�

《秦思傳》（強(qiáng)強(qiáng) 古文 悲�。�

《面具》BY易人北 （古文 強(qiáng)強(qiáng) 3P 虐……

《白狐之歌》道穿……強(qiáng)強(qiáng)（穿越 架空

《花眠柳宿》（古代重生 武俠 強(qiáng)強(qiáng) HE

《孽瞳》(穿越宮廷，強(qiáng)攻強(qiáng)受 HE 很多優(yōu)質(zhì)攻 不過(guò)不是NP

《情到濃時(shí)情轉(zhuǎn)薄》BY梨花煙雨（古文 強(qiáng)強(qiáng) HE 2P

《黃半仙=活神仙》《好木望天》耳雅的文（古文 HE

《長(zhǎng)風(fēng)萬(wàn)里》(古文

《掩月》（丑變美 古文 強(qiáng)攻 美受 2P HE

《重生之沉云奪日》 現(xiàn)代重生 好文啊。

《狐緣》公子歡喜 (古文 強(qiáng)攻書生受，很好看

《太子》BY風(fēng)弄（古文 強(qiáng)攻弱受 年下 HE

《亙古情緣》推……(穿越 古亞述……強(qiáng)攻弱受 HE

《這家兒子》（現(xiàn)代 好文 挺虐的 弱受 有很多欠扁的小攻 不怎么喜歡結(jié)局） 《綠鳴青谷》（溫馨 現(xiàn)代 2P HE

人魚傳說(shuō)》穿越 應(yīng)該算是重生吧= = 好文 HE

獸制》BY奴玉 人獸文 生子 直掰彎……

《花落無(wú)聲》 現(xiàn)代文 暗戀系 溫馨

《邊馬片城》 古代 流氓猥瑣攻 別扭受

《秦思傳》強(qiáng)強(qiáng) 古文

《天鵝鳴奏曲》德國(guó)納粹和法國(guó)伯爵之間發(fā)生的故事……很好看 二戰(zhàn)

《百折而后彎的小黃》BY狂言千笑 穿越

《景帝紀(jì)事》BY非言非默

《浮木》BY康楚典型的腹黑攻 現(xiàn)代

《云風(fēng)萬(wàn)里》BY巫羽 冷漠攻平凡受 古文…HE

《原生態(tài)》現(xiàn)代文，腹黑攻 現(xiàn)代

《西北》穿越 古代 強(qiáng)攻美受

《高墻之內(nèi)》現(xiàn)代 前篇是監(jiān)獄文，強(qiáng)攻強(qiáng)受

《獄鬼》 狂上加狂的文現(xiàn)代 前世今生 靈異文

《大約是你》現(xiàn)代文 健氣攻弱受

《山河日月》清朝重生 八阿哥

《神無(wú)之月》網(wǎng)游文……

都是我看過(guò)比較好的耽美文。

cp是四四和八八……

bl溫馨短文篇三：耽美考核題

BL耽美考核題

一 選擇題 （選出正確答丄案，每題1分）：

1 選出下面詞語(yǔ)內(nèi)涵不完全一致的一組

A 耽美，BL，同志文學(xué)

B 黃瓜，茄子，棒子

C 菊丄花，菊丄穴，菊瓣 ?

D 分丄身，肉芽，昂揚(yáng)

2 下列CP不合理的一項(xiàng)是

A 圣母攻 X 圣母受

B 幼狗攻 X 老貓受

C 有機(jī)物質(zhì)攻 X 無(wú)機(jī)物質(zhì)受

D 以上選項(xiàng)皆不正確

3.與詞匯"菊丄花酵母"近義的一項(xiàng)是

A.GJM

B.GN

C.WZY

D.HY

4 一對(duì)男子最通常獲得子嗣的方式是

A 領(lǐng)養(yǎng)

B 種植

C 酒后亂性

D 生了！終于生了！

5"耽美"的英文對(duì)應(yīng)詞是

A BOYS LOVE

B DAN MEI

C DELAY BEAUTY

D DAMN IT！

二、 名詞縮寫：下列縮寫已給出，請(qǐng)寫出的全稱，如有一詞多解請(qǐng)盡量多寫，每個(gè)全稱1分）

1、FH ____

2、JMS ____

3、LZ ____

4、LS ____

5、SB ____

6、JR ____

7、ORZ ____

8、RT ____

9、囧RZ ____

10、XQ ____

11、YY ____

12、JQ ____

13、JJ ____

14、GJM ____

15、LJ ____

16、 QJ ____

17、HLL ____

18、 WSN____

19、GJ ____

20、做人不能太CKG。 ____

21、如此這般的SKJS。____

22、今天你被HL了沒(méi)。____

23、我就是不DJ你。 ____

24、阿姨我HD,我來(lái)告訴你蝦米意思吧。____

25、LOLI星人真BH。____

三、辨析題

請(qǐng)判斷以下小攻/受類型

1.沒(méi)錯(cuò)，那就是形容我的。我今年芳齡十八，風(fēng)華正茂，如同那盛開的芙蕖，綻放著灼灼夭夭的光芒。 （ ）

2. 你這個(gè)不守婦道的男人��！ （ ）

3. 我不是不守婦道的男人��！ （ ）

4.似懂非懂的......小人眨著靈動(dòng)的大眼睛歪著腦袋思考......咦��？一根堅(jiān)硬炙燙的東西頂住了自己的股間，原來(lái)哥哥也跟自 己一樣。（ ）

5.走開！......不要碰我，我很臟，我不配...... （ ）

6.我該拿你怎么辦...... （ ）

7.討厭啦~你們男人每一個(gè)是好東西！ （ ）

請(qǐng)判斷下列觀點(diǎn)是否正確。（請(qǐng)?jiān)诶ㄌ?hào)中表明正確T/錯(cuò)誤F）

1.甲認(rèn)為"日出太子奶"只是一個(gè)酸奶的牌子。（ ）

2.乙表示不同意，乙認(rèn)為"日出太子奶"隱含著宮廷、生子、產(chǎn)奶等要素。（ ）

3.GJM與HH的上丄海絕戀是XQJMS唯一能接受的BG。（ ）

4.既然受可以懷孕，那么攻也能懷孕。（ ）

四、名言警句填空（任選三題）。

1.想要啊______

2.______,萬(wàn)受無(wú)疆。

3.鴛鴛相抱何時(shí)了,____

4.鳳鳳于飛飛多高,_____________。

4.你這不守婦道_______。

5.給我__________,我能不能裝下整個(gè)宇宙。

7、___________，悠然見南山

8、花徑不曾緣客掃，__________

五、考核題

新人請(qǐng)自爆年齡，性別，屬性（腐女、腐男orGAY），腐齡 考核題：

一、說(shuō)3個(gè)耽美小說(shuō)作者。

二、說(shuō)3個(gè)耽美小說(shuō)。

三、你是怎么接觸到耽美的？

四、1是什么，0是什么，0.5是什么。

五、說(shuō)兩個(gè)同性戀合法的國(guó)家和兩個(gè)同性戀違法的國(guó)家。

六、說(shuō)兩對(duì)你自認(rèn)為萌的CP。

七、說(shuō)兩句腐句子或腐詞。

八、說(shuō)四個(gè)耽美動(dòng)漫。

九、說(shuō)兩個(gè)耽美漫畫。

十、請(qǐng)推薦兩個(gè)你覺(jué)得很美好的耽美作品。

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