《天吶，太棒了（2020）》完整中英文對照劇本

　不信之人

　淫亂之人 他們的報應(yīng)在燃燒著的硫磺湖中

　即第二次死亡 《啟示錄》第 21 章第 8 節(jié) 涼拌色拉 名詞 用調(diào)味汁調(diào)拌各色蔬菜制成的沙拉 拌沙拉 動詞 一種涉及嘴和屁♥股♥的性行為 禁欲

　選擇等待 我們反對墮胎 2001 屆的同學(xué)們

　和學(xué)長們一起編寫年鑒 馬克

　你腰上沒系腰帶 Mark, I see belt loops and no belt. 不行 No. 奧唐奈小姐 Miss O"Donnell. 跟我猜的一樣 Just as I suspected: 裙邊距離膝蓋超過了六厘米 over two-and-a-half inches above the knee. 馬上去教務(wù)處 Dean"s Office. Now! -早上好

　維達(dá)老師

　-艾麗斯 - Morning, Mrs. Veda. - Alice. 兩點學(xué)校要舉♥行♥彌撒 School mass today at 2:00. 天主教彌撒中

　把禮品送上祭臺的信友 你再當(dāng)一次獻(xiàn)禮者如何 Why don"t you be gift bearer again? 好的 Sure. 是這樣的

　男士就像微波爐 OK, it"s like this, guys are like microwave ovens. 女士就像烤箱 And ladies are like conventional ovens. 男士像微波爐一樣只需要幾秒鐘 Guys only need a few seconds, you know, like a microwave, 性行為

　男人

　女人 就能進(jìn)入狀態(tài) to get... switched on. 而女士通常需要 While ladies, they typically need to... 預(yù)熱一陣 preheat for a while. 但是上帝給性創(chuàng)造了界限 But God created sex with boundaries 與目的 and for a purpose. 有人想試著談一下性行為的界限嗎 Does anyone wanna take a stab at what the boundary is? 好

　韋德 Yes, Wade? -婚姻

　-非常好 - Marriage. - Very good. 有人知道性行為的目的嗎 And does anybody know the purpose? -為了生孩子

　-完全正確 - To have children. - Perfecto. 當(dāng)一名男子和一名女子步入婚姻的圣堂 When a man and a woman receive the sacrament of matrimony, 上帝便號♥召他們以祂的形象哺育孩子 God calls on them to create children in his image. 任何脫出一男一女與一場婚姻框架的性行為 Any sex outside of one man, one woman, one marriage 都是違反上帝的旨意 is against God"s plan. 那自己進(jìn)行的性行為怎么算 What about sex with yourself? 自己進(jìn)行的性行為能生孩子嗎 Can you create children from sex with yourself? -不能

　-對

　所以呢 - No. - Right, so? -那是違反上帝的旨意

　-很對 - It"s against God"s plan. - Exactly. 圣經(jīng)上說的"播撒你的種子"是這個意思嗎 So, is that what the Bible means by "spilling your seed"? 撒在自己手上算數(shù)嗎 Is it spilling if you catch it?

　好了

　好了 All right, all right. 上帝號♥召我們在婚前保持貞潔 We are called on to be chaste until we are married. 也就是不發(fā)生性行為

　無論是你自己還是和別人 And that means no sex... with yourself or anyone else... 直到你站在圣壇前說出"我愿意"為止 until you stand at that altar and you say "I do" 否則你就會永劫不復(fù) or else it is damnation for all eternity. 并且記住 And remember... 上帝始終注視著你 God is always watching. 明白嗎 Capiche? 他們給我們發(fā)了"寶寶三思"的仿真娃娃 They gave us Baby Think-It-Over in Christian Lifestyles. 我根本不想做♥愛♥ I"m not even having sex, 他們應(yīng)該給那些不檢點的女生 they should just give them to the slutty girls. 你們是不是還得看半生產(chǎn)墮胎的視頻 Oh, have you had to watch the partial-birth abortion video yet? -真的很可怕

　-不不 - It"s really awful. - No, no! 別跟我劇透 Don"t ruin it for me. 道德課如何 How was Morality? 還行 It was fine. 你知道自♥慰♥也是罪過嗎 Did you know that masturbating is a sin? 當(dāng)然是

　怎么了 Of course. Why? 我只是想問問 I was just wondering. 讓我把《泰坦尼克號♥》倒帶到車上那段戲兩次 Making me rewind Titanic back to the car scene twice 可能也是一種罪過

　is probably also a sin, 先告訴你

　以防你也想知道這個 just in case you were wondering that next. 我讓你倒帶只是因為 Look, I only asked you to do that 我聽不清里奧說"小姐去哪"之后 because I couldn"t hear what Kate whispered to Leo 凱特輕聲說了什么 when he said, "Where to, Miss?" 而接下來他們就開始親熱 Which just happens to be right before they make out 并搖上了車窗

　凱特還一掌撐了上去 and steam up that car window that Kate slaps her hand on. 劇本又不是我寫的 I didn"t write it! 你好

　格斯 Hi, Gus. 坐下

　格斯 Sit, Gus. 坐下 Sit. 歡迎 Welcome! 美國在線聊天室列表 游戲

　字母重組 8 號♥ 好

　開始吧 OK. Here we go! 2 現(xiàn)在是主持人 漢賊 22 分類

　電影 基♥督♥狂

　我喜歡這個分類 凱倫 90210

　我特別擅長電影 第一回吅

　 三

　二

　 一

　 漢賊 22

　傳阿正甘 凱倫 90210

　《阿甘正傳》 見鬼 Damn it! 《泰坦尼克號♥》 Titanic!

　太棒了 Yes! 你收到了一封郵件 You"ve got mail. 未讀郵件 毛胸 1956@aol.com 我在聊天室注意到了你 這是我和我老婆的一些色圖 你想看更多的話跟我說一聲 媽 Mom? 年性地 年齡

　性別

　地址 22

　女孩

　愛荷華州 有照片嗎 復(fù)♥制♥ 你好漂亮 想網(wǎng)愛嗎 好 我用牙齒脫掉你的內(nèi)♥褲♥

　你濕透了 濕 Wet? 你在對我做什么 內(nèi)衣 Underwear? 我脫掉你的內(nèi)♥褲♥

　你也濕了 我把 25 厘米全插進(jìn)♥你的身體 你在自♥慰♥嗎 什么 What? 艾麗斯 Alice! 吃晚飯了 Dinner! 我要對全能的上帝坦白 I confess to almighty God... 也對你們

　我的兄弟姐♥妹♥們♥ and to you, my brothers and sisters, 我因自己的過錯犯下了罪孽 that I have sinned through my own fault,

　我的罪在我的思想和言語中 in my thoughts and in my words, 在我所做的和未能做到的事情中 in what I have done and in what I have failed to do... 米勒夫婦邀請我們?nèi)タ辞蛸?The Millers invited us over to watch the game. 真棒

　我會做拿手的奶酪土豆 Great, I"ll make my cheesy potatoes. 見鬼

　羅恩 Damn it, Ron. 我全都濕了 Now I"m all wet! 別慌

　蓋爾

　也沒那么濕 Calm down, Gail, you"re not that wet. 艾麗斯

　我聽說你周五晚上和韋德在一起 So, uh, Alice, I heard you got on Wade Friday night. 斯蒂芬妮跟我說她在我的桑拿房♥里碰見了你們 Stephanie told me she walked in on you guys in my sauna. 在桑拿房♥里熱火朝天 Gettin" steamy in the sauna! 不是

　我們只是在那里喝了點飲料 No, we were just back there getting some drinks. 也就去了一分鐘 We were only gone for like a minute! 韋德能堅持一分鐘就不錯了 Yeah, that"s long enough for Wade. 我瞎說的 I was just messin". 聽好 Listen. 你不必因為喜歡一個男生就和他亂搞 You don"t have to put out just because you like a boy. 我不喜歡他 I don"t like him. 講到支持這些理論的圣經(jīng)章節(jié) And now, for the Bible passages that back all this up... 我們要從《加拉太書》開始 We"re gonna start with Galatians. 希瑟

　你來給我們開個頭吧 Heather, why don"t you start us off? 肉體之行為是顯而易見的

　The acts of the flesh are obvious: 淫亂

　污穢

　邪蕩 sexual immorality, impurity, debauchery... 我剛從古迪音樂城買♥♥了《眨眼 182》的 CD OK, so, I just bought this Blink 182 CD from Sam Goody, right? 然后存到電腦上

　再存到這里 I upload them to my computer and then I just put "em on here. 小菜一碟 Easy as pie. 順便告訴你

　這張專輯很棒 The album"s amazing, by the way. 叫作《全民灌腸計劃》 It"s called Enema of the State. 懂嗎 Get it? 我猜你對灌腸可懂了

　對吧 I bet you know all about enemas, don"t you? 你能別在我的寶寶邊上說灌腸嗎 Can you not talk about enemas near my baby, please? 行

　我這就... Yeah, I"m gonna... 謝謝 Thank you. 真變♥態(tài)♥ Such a perv. 灌腸是什么 What"s an enema? 就是滑水時摔了一跤

　水沖進(jìn)屁♥股♥里了 It"s when you fall water skiing and water shoots up your butt. 看看這是誰 Well, look who it is. 你這周末去了哪里 Where were you this weekend? 你沒來參加我的派對 You didn"t come to my party. 嗯

　我聽說氣氛可熱烈了 Yeah, I heard things got pretty crazy. 大家都在說你和韋德的事 Everyone"s been talking about you and Wade. 是的 Yeah.

　他們說你拌了他的沙拉 They"re saying you tossed his salad. -什么

　-惡心 - What? - Gross! 你在我的桑拿房♥里拌了他的沙拉 You tossed his salad in my sauna? 什么

　沒有

　沒有

　誰說的 What? No! No! Who, who said that? 幾何課上有個女生跟我們說的 Some girl in my Geometry class was telling a bunch of us. 希瑟也特別生氣 Heather"s really pissed too. 她剛給了韋德一個守貞手環(huán) She just gave Wade a promise bracelet. 好吧 OK. 我都沒聽過拌別人的沙拉這種說法 I mean, I"ve never even heard of dressing someone"s salad! So... 派對很好玩 The party was really fun. 你怎么沒來 Why didn"t you come? 我去靜修了 I was on a retreat. 是水療嗎 Like a spa? 不

　是學(xué)校舉辦的靜修 No, a retreat ran by the school. 叫作科克斯

　我參加后得到了這個項鏈 It"s called Kirkos and I got this necklace on it. See? 真棒

　靜修時都做什么 Cool. What"d you do there? 我們不能和沒參加過的人說這個 We"re not allowed to talk about it with anyone who hasn"t been. 但它完全改變了我的人生 But it totally changed my life. 你來嗎

　貝斯 Coming, Beth? 好

　我得走了 Yeah. I gotta go. 你們應(yīng)該申請參加下一次靜修

　You guys should sign up for the next one. 我覺得它會對你有幫助的 I think it"d be good for you. 貝絲什么時候開始和妮娜她們一起吃飯了 Since when does Beth eat lunch with Nina and those girls? 我一定要參加那個靜修 I have to go on that retreat. 你覺得她真的認(rèn)為我 Do you think she thinks that I actually 吃了韋德的沙拉還是什么嗎 tasted Wade"s salad or whatever? 我不知道 I don"t know. 貝絲真是個白♥癡♥ Beth"s such a moron. 我從來不知道她在說什么 I never have any clue what"s she"s talking about 所以這些可能都是她編的 so she probably made it up. 我再去拿點牛奶 I"m gonna go get more milk. 希瑟

　韋德

　你們好 Hey, Heather. Hey, Wade. 韋德

　希瑟 吃布丁可不能沒有牛奶 Can"t have pudding without milk! 她真惡心 She"s disgusting. 我決定今天讓希瑟 I think I"m going to ask Heather 來和雅各布一起獻(xiàn)禮 to bear the gifts with Jacob today. 艾麗斯

　如果你想繼續(xù)當(dāng)獻(xiàn)禮者的話 Alice, if you want to continue to be a gift bearer, 你的行為要符吅這個職位才行 you have to conduct yourself like one. 你的身體是上帝的恩賜 Your body is a gift from God. 你需要尊重它 You need to honor it. 奉父及子及圣神之名

　In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. 求神父降福

　準(zhǔn)我罪人告解 bless me Father for I have sinned. 自上次告解到現(xiàn)在已有一周 It has been a week since my last confession. 以下是我犯下的罪 These are my sins... 和爺爺頂嘴 Talking back to my dad... 沒有在廚房♥幫媽媽的忙 Not helping my mom in the kitchen... 忘記喂狗 Forgetting to feed the dog... 還有 And... 還有別的嗎 And anything else? 沒有了 That"s it. 作為贖罪 For penance, 不如你洗一周的碗吧 why don"t you do the dishes for a week? 讓你媽媽休息一下 Give your mom a break. 再念十遍萬�，斃麃喪�遍圣父 And ten Hail Marys and ten Our Fathers. 天上的慈父 God, the Father of mercies, 因祂圣子的死亡與復(fù)活 through the death and resurrection of his Son, 使世界與祂和好 has reconciled the world to itself 又恩賜圣神赦免罪過 and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins... 求您賜給我們?nèi)沼蔑嬍?Give us this day our daily bread, 寬免我們的罪債 and forgive us of our trespasses, 猶如我們也寬免得罪我們的人 as we forgive those that trespass against us...

　你的身體是上帝的恩賜 Your body is a gift from God. 那是違反上帝的旨意 It"s against God"s plan. 你需要尊重它 You need to honor it. 否則你就會永劫不復(fù) Or else it is damnation for all eternity. 愿您的旨意承行于地

　如在天上一樣 Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven. 叫作科克斯 It"s called Kirkos. 我覺得它會對你有幫助的 I think it"d be good for you. 我們到了嗎 Are we there? 我辦不到 I can"t do this. 離開學(xué)校幾天會對我們有好處的 These few days away are going to be good for us. 我不知道 I don"t know. 神父穿著日常衣朋的樣子好奇怪 Father looks so weird in regular people clothes. 天吶

　妮娜也在這里 Oh, my God! Nina"s here! 她肯定是其中一位小組長 She must be one of the group leaders. 歡迎大家 Welcome, everyone. 那是誰 Who"s that? 你認(rèn)真的嗎

　那是克里斯 Are you serious? That"s Chris. 他可是我們橄欖球隊的明星 He"s only like the star of the football team. 歡迎來到科克斯 Welcome to Kirkos. 這周你要住在我的小屋里 So, uh, you"re gonna be bunking in my cabin this week. 你好

　艾麗斯對嗎

　Hi! Alice, right? -是的

　-歡迎 - Yeah. - Welcome. 我是妮娜

　跟我來

　你在我的小屋

　來吧 I"m Nina. Come with me. You"re in my cabin. Come on. 抱歉 Sorry. 第一天質(zhì)疑 我真替你們激動 I"m so excited for you guys. 好了

　去找門上有自己名字的房♥間 OK. Find the room with your name on the door. 艾麗斯 不好意思 Oh, sorry! 我沒有想要嚇你的 I didn"t mean to scare you! 你在整理東西嗎 You settling in? 我這里有一件運動衫給你 I"ve got a sweatshirt here for you. 謝謝 Thanks. 然后

　下一項任務(wù)是 And... next order of beeswax is... 我需要你把手♥機♥和手表交給我 I"m gonna need your cell phone and/or watch, 如果你有的話 if you have "em. 你帶了其中哪樣嗎 Did you bring either one of those with you? 沒帶手♥機♥嗎 No phone? 別擔(dān)心

　你這個周末 Don"t worry, you won"t be needing 不會用到手表的

　因為 a watch this weekend anyway because... 這里過的是耶穌時間 you"re on Jesus" time! 一會見 See ya!

　請找到你的小組號♥碼 Please find your small group number! 不要交頭接耳

　找位置坐下 Cut the chit-chat, please, and have a seat. 坐在寫著你小組號♥碼那桌 Sit at the table with your small group number. 找到你的小組號♥碼 Please find your small group number. -那一會見了

　-什么 - I guess I"ll see you later. - What? 一組嗎 Group One? 太好了 Awesome! 我是克里斯

　一組的高年級組長 I"m Chris, Group One"s Senior Leader. 請坐吧 Have a seat. 你也是一組嗎

　太好了

　請坐吧 Group One too? Awesome! Have a seat. 你們在這里是上帝的旨意 You are here as a part of God"s plan. 祂的圣靈指引著你們報名了這次靜修 His spirit moved each of you to sign up for this retreat, 這是一次獨特的體驗 which is a unique experience 并將以新穎而深刻的方式挑戰(zhàn)你們 that will challenge you in new and profound ways. 科克斯是一段 Kirkos is a time to find meaning 在人生的高♥潮♥和低谷中找尋意義的歷程 in the highs and lows of your life. 在接下來的四天里 Over these next four days 你們會聆聽同學(xué)們的心聲 you will hear from your classmates 也可以敞開自己的心扉 and be invited to open up as well. 它可以增強你與自己的聯(lián)♥系♥ It will strengthen your relationship with yourself, 更重要的是 增強與耶穌的聯(lián)♥系♥

　but most importantly, with Jesus. 讓我們開始吧 Now let"s get started. 在維達(dá)老師發(fā)給你們的紙上 On the papers that Mrs. Veda is handing out, 你們可以看到一個情感清單 you"re going to find a list of feelings. 仔細(xì)閱讀并圈出 Go through them and circle any 過去的一年左右你們所感受過的情感 that you may have felt in the past year or so. 沒有正誤答案

　所以坦誠回答就好 There are no wrong answers. So just, just be honest. 情感清單

　艾麗斯·C 熱忱 感到性奮 羞怯

　困惑 而女士通常需要 While ladies, they typically need to... 預(yù)熱一陣 preheat for a while. 感到性奮 好了

　停筆吧 OK. Let"s finish up. 把答卷往過道方向傳 Pass your papers toward the aisles. 確保把名字清楚地寫在最上面 And make sure that your name is printed clearly on top. 給我吧 Come on. 有一天晚上

　我夢到自己 The other night I dreamt that I was walking 和主在沙灘上散步 along the beach with the Lord. 當(dāng)我們漫步的時候 As we walked, 我生命中的不同場景在天際劃過 scenes from my life flashed across the sky 在每一個畫面中 and in each scene, 我都注意到沙灘上有腳印

　I noticed that there were footprints in the sand. 在一些畫面中有兩組腳印 In some scenes there were two sets of footprints 而在另一些畫面中只有一組 and in other scenes there was only one set of footprints. -露易絲修女

　-你好 - Hey, Sister Louise. - Hi. 我可以再來一個大份袋裝肉醬玉米片嗎 Do you mind if I snag another stupendous Walking Taco? 當(dāng)然可以

　親愛的

　你在長身體呢 Of course, dear. You"re a growing boy! 而袋裝肉醬玉米片富含蛋白質(zhì)和纖維 And Walking Tacos have lots of protein and fiber. 可以再加些酸奶油嗎 Oh, may I have some sour cream too, please? -當(dāng)然

　-謝謝 - Oh, yes. - Thank you. 不客氣

　你呢

　親愛的 You"re welcome. What about you, dear? -不用了

　謝謝

　-是嗎 - Oh, no, no thanks. - No? 不加酸奶油嗎

　那可是最棒的部分 No sour cream? No, that is the best part. 那好吧

　那我加一點 Ok. I guess I"ll have some. 目前一切順利嗎

　艾麗斯 How"s everything going for you so far, Alice? 挺好的 It"s great. 如果你覺得一切都很奇怪也沒關(guān)系 You know, it"s OK if you think things are totally weird. 確實會有一點奇怪 It"s supposed to be a little weird. 至少一開始是這樣 At least at first. 回頭見

　艾麗斯 I"ll see you later, Alice. 好

　再見 OK, bye! 我來自一個很大的家庭 I come from a very big family.

　我有四個弟弟妹妹 I have four younger siblings and... 和一個姐姐 an older sister... 梅莉莎 Melissa. 她每學(xué)期都上榮譽學(xué)生榜 She made honor roll every semester 而且還成立了我們學(xué)校的仁人家園 and she founded Habitat for Humanity at our school. 非盈利的房♥屋事工慈善組織 她是我們家的明星 She"s the star of our family. 有一次

　我凌晨兩點才回到家 One time, I came home at 2:00 a.m.... 比我的宵禁晚了三個小時 three hours past my curfew. 但都沒有人發(fā)現(xiàn) And no one even noticed. 我感覺

　好像都沒有人在意 It felt like no one cared 我是否在這個家里 if I was there or not. 現(xiàn)在我想播放我的第一首歌♥ I"d now like to play my first song. 我空洞的心 范妮西卡作 你看不見眼前的我 ? You don"t notice me standing here ? 期盼你能感受到我 ? Wishing you could somehow feel ? 我內(nèi)心的空虛 ? ? This emptiness inside my heart ? 去年秋天 Last fall, 梅莉莎來一個朊友家接我回家 Melissa came to pick me up from a friend"s house to take me home. 之后我只記得在醫(yī)院醒來 And the next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital 被告知我們出了車禍 being told that we were in an accident

　我斷了三根肋骨 and that I had three broken ribs... 我第一個念頭居然是... And the first thought I had was... 或許我父母終于能開始注意到我了 Maybe my parents will finally start to notice me. 梅莉莎沒事

　但是 Melissa was fine but... 我父母依然一門心思關(guān)心她 my parents were still obsessed with her. 感覺他們怪我惹出了這場車禍 It felt like they blamed me for the accident. 要不是她得來接我 That if she hadn"t had to come and pick me up, 她就不會錯過科學(xué)杯全國賽 she wouldn"t have missed her Science Bowl nationals. 但后來我參加了這個靜修 But then, I came on to this retreat... 我意識到了上帝愛我 And I realized that God loves me... 我的朊友們愛我 my friends love me... 還有... and... 我也愛我自己 I love me too. 游戲結(jié)束 你的得分 35 已開啟靜音 第二天哭泣 好了

　大伙

　圍成圈

　圍成圈 OK, guys, circle up, circle up. 這是我最愛的歌♥之一 Now, this is one of my favorite songs, 你們在聽的時候

　要想象 and while you"re listening, I want you to imagine 歌♥曲中的眼睛是耶穌的眼睛 that the eyes in the song are Jesus"s eyes. In Your Eyes - Peter Gabriel 愛 ? ? Love ?

　我有時如此迷茫 ? I get so lost sometimes ? 時光流逝 ? Days pass ? 我的內(nèi)心充滿空虛 ? And this emptiness fills my heart ? 當(dāng)我想逃離時 ? ? When I want to run away ? 大家看看這些美麗的松樹 Would you look at how these gorgeous pines 與藍(lán)天形成的對比 contrast against the blue sky?! 上帝的調(diào)色盤也太壯麗了吧 Isn"t God"s paint palette just magnificent? 我和你說過今天早餐時 So did I tell you Nina told me she liked my hair 妮娜說她喜歡我的發(fā)型了嗎 this morning at breakfast? 她說她的頭發(fā)做不了這種發(fā)型 She said she can"t do it with her own hair 因為每次她嘗試

　頭發(fā)都不朋帖 because every time she tries it her hair gets all bumpy. 所以我就說我可以教她 So I said I could show her how I do it 她說有空可以請我去她家玩 and she said she would invite me over sometime! 是不是很棒 Isn"t that cool? 是的 Yeah. 你要是想的話

　當(dāng)然也可以一起來 I mean, you can come too, of course, if you want. 或許我應(yīng)該先問問妮娜 Well, maybe I should ask Nina first 你可不可以來 if it"s OK that you"re there, 但你想來嗎 but I mean do you even wanna come? 我的天 Oh, my God. 你還好嗎

　Are you OK? 都還好嗎

　隊友們 Everything OK here, troops? 這位同志 Comrade. 你負(fù)傷慘重啊 That"s quite a battle wound. 你還能走嗎 Can you walk? -不行

　不行

　-好的

　別動 - No. No. No. - OK. Just don"t move. 我送你去護士那里吧 Let"s get you to the nurse, huh? 我來告訴你五分鐘后我們要在橋邊 I was just coming to let you know we"re doing the group photo 拍集體照 down by the bridge in five. 好的

　我會去的 Great. I"ll be there. 你還好嗎 Everything OK in here? 是的 Yep. 好吧 Okay. 什么聲音 What was that? 你來的那天我特地 I specifically asked you for your phone 問你要過手♥機♥ on the day you arrived. 這事我必須告訴神父 Look, I"m gonna have to tell Father about this. 克里斯

　站緊湊點 Chris, could you come in, please? 艾麗斯

　你早餐吃了什么 Hey, Alice, what"d you have for breakfast? 麥片 Cereal. 你沒吃沙拉嗎 You didn"t have salad?

　比如韋德沙拉 Like a Wade salad. 好了

　大家一起說

　耶穌基♥督♥ OK. Everybody say Jesus Christ! 耶穌基♥督♥ Jesus Christ! 很好 OK, great! 大家去餐廳吧 Guys, head up toward the cafeteria. 我們今天分小組吃午餐

　好吧 We"re gonna have lunch in our small groups today, OK? 艾麗斯

　艾麗斯

　你過來一下 And Alice, Alice, a quick word. 妮娜說你沒交出手♥機♥ Nina said you kept your phone. 我們要求你們做的每件事 You know, we have a reason for everything 都是有理由的 that we ask you to do here 遵守規(guī)矩是很重要的 and it"s very important that you follow our rules. 對不起

　神父 Sorry, Father. 希望你能理解

　我必須懲罰你 I hope you understand I can"t let this go unpunished. 首先

　你要清空垃圾桶 Now first, you must empty the trash receptacles. 一共有四個 There are four of them. 一個在那里

　一個在那里 One there... and one there... 還有一個在那里... and one there... 拜托 Come on. 墨菲神父 美國在線聊天室列表 愛情

　試驗性 毒蛇 69 男

　我要找個有穿洞的妞 喜歡后座 81

　我有穿洞

　索爾 2 保羅 777

　這里有人知道拌別人的沙拉是什么意思嗎 普通熱狗

　意思是你是同性戀 什么 What? 我來告訴你是什么意思 好的 你轉(zhuǎn)過去

　脫下你的褲子 我把我的老二放在你的屁♥股♥中間

　像熱狗面包一樣 就這些嗎 別急

　我是意大利裔美國人

　沙拉要等吃完主菜再上 艾麗斯 Alice! 在干嘛 What"s up? 剛打掃完 Just finished cleaning. 我們午餐后做了烤棉花糖 We made S"mores after lunch. 給你留了一塊 Saved you one. 謝謝 Thanks. 我們在烤之前把每個棉花糖都當(dāng)成 We pretended each marshmallow was a different mortal sin 一種不同的大罪 before burning it. 你這塊是淫欲 Yours was lust. 我想告訴你

　我沒有為手♥機♥的事生氣 Look, I want you to know I"m not mad about the phone thing, OK? 你一直做得很好 You"re doing a real good job 我覺得你現(xiàn)在走上了正確的路 and I think you"re on the right path now. 所以繼續(xù)加油

　好吧 So, just keep up the good work, OK? 好的 Okay. 我相信你 I believe in you. "親愛的安德魯

　"Dear Andrew... 還記得你小時候 Remember when you were little 你媽媽和我會給你蓋好被子 and Mom and I would tuck you in, 你會讓我們同時親吻 and you would make us kiss you on both of your cheeks 你的兩邊臉頰 at exactly the same time 否則你就不肯睡的事嗎 or else you couldn"t fall asleep? 我總認(rèn)為那是我們組建家庭以來 I always thought those were my favorite memories 我最寶貴的回憶 from when we were a young family. 但我錯了 But I was wrong. 每一天都是和你一起創(chuàng)造的新的寶貴回憶 Every day is a new favorite memory with you. 我愛你

　孩子 I love you, kiddo. 愛你的爺爺" Love, Dad." "親愛的勞拉 "Dear Laura... 你父親和我非常愛你 Your father and I love you so much. 盡管我會永遠(yuǎn)珍惜你小時候的那些時光 And although I will always cherish those days when you were little, 我也喜歡和你一起做成年人做的事 I love being able to do adult things with you too-- 比如做指甲 like getting our nails done 教你怎么做我拿手的烤通心粉 and showing you how to cook my famous baked ziti. 但無論如何

　你永遠(yuǎn)都是我的寶貝女兒 But no matter what, you"ll always be my baby girl. 我非常愛你" I love you so much." "親愛的艾麗斯 "Dear Alice,

　你是一個好女兒 You"re a wonderful daughter 也是一位父親心目中最佳的做禮拜伙伴 and the best church partner a father could ask for. 看著你成長為上帝所希望的 It"s so amazing to watch you grow into 健康的年輕女性真是太神奇了 the wholesome young woman God created you to be. 我為你總能做出正確的選擇而無比驕傲 I am so proud of you for always making good choices. 愛你

　艾麗 Love you, Al. 愛你的爺爺" Love, Dad." 第三天接受 阿門 Amen. 阿門 Amen. 好了 All right. 像我和其他高年級組長做過的一樣 Like myself and my fellow senior leaders have done, 現(xiàn)在我們要請你們分享自己的故事 we are now gonna ask that you all share your own stories. 生活困難

　艱苦 Moments when life was difficult, 或是喘不過氣的那些時刻 or hard, or overwhelming. 感覺耶穌離你們而去的時刻 Times where you felt Jesus was far away. 我的女友上周把我甩了 My girlfriend dumped me last week. 真的很難受 That was really rough. 我以為一切挺順利的 I thought everything was going well, 上周

　她讓朊友打電♥話♥給我 and last week, she had her friend call me 替她和我分手 to break up with me for her.

　我很確定是三線通話 And I"m pretty sure it was a three-way call, 她也在聽

　所以我裝作沒關(guān)系 and she was listening, so I acted like it was cool, 但真的很糟心 but it really sucked. 謝謝

　安德魯 Thank you, Andrew. 談起這件事真的很難 This is really hard to talk about. 但是... But... 上個月... Last month... 我奶奶去世了 My Grandma died. 她住在愛達(dá)荷州

　所以我不常見到她 She lived in Idaho, so I didn"t see her that often. 我真的很傷心 And like, it makes me really sad 在她去世前我們沒能多說說話 that we didn"t get to talk much before she died. 最難過的是

　葬禮之后 The saddest part is... after her funeral, 我們返回她家 we went back to her house, 她的狗在家里

　看起來很悲傷 and her dog was there, just looking so sad. 它在房♥子里到處尋找她 It was, like, walking around the house looking for her. 它根本不知道 It had no idea. 好吧 OK... 說到狗 Speaking of dogs... 我的狗

　格斯 My dog... Gus... 幾周前死了 died a few weeks ago. 我的鄰居在外面放了些老鼠藥

　Um, our neighbors put out some chipmunk poison. 它肯定是鉆過鐵絲網(wǎng)吃到了老鼠藥 He must have got into it through the chain-link fence. 我們一家正在車道上打籃球 My family was playing basketball in our driveway, 球越過了鐵絲網(wǎng) and the ball went over the fence, 我過去找球 and I went to go get it, 然后發(fā)現(xiàn)了它 and... that"s where I found him... 躺在地上

　一動不動 lying on his side. He wasn"t moving. -我想他只是

　-打擾一下 - I thought he was just... - Excuse me. 請大家集中注意 All right, can I have your attention, please? 看向我這邊

　聽好了 All eyes and ears here. 很遺憾要告訴大家

　今天早上 I"m sorry to report that earlier this morning, 我在辦公室電腦上發(fā)現(xiàn)了一些惱人的東西 I found something rather disturbing on my office computer. 似乎是有人用了我的電腦 It appears that someone has used it 在網(wǎng)上聊了一些 to engage in an online chat of... 一些很露骨的話題 well, let"s just say an explicit nature. 有人主動承認(rèn)嗎 Would anyone like to take responsibility for this? 我想也沒有 I didn"t think so. 我無從得知這是誰做的 Now, I have no way of knowing who did this, 但無論是誰

　即使我不知道是你做的 but whoever it was, even if I don"t know you did it, 你心里清楚

　上帝也清楚 you do, and so does God. 考慮到這次靜修的主題 But in keeping with the theme of this retreat,

　我希望做了這件事的人會因基♥督♥精神的驅(qū)使 I hope that whomever did do it feels compelled 在這次靜修結(jié)束之前 by the Spirit of Christ to come forward 主動承認(rèn) before the retreat is through. 艾麗斯

　你如何看待你和耶穌的關(guān)系 So, Alice, how would you describe your relationship with Jesus? -還行

　-只是還行嗎 - Fine. - Just fine? 還行

　就是挺好 Fine, as in good. 你覺得有什么阻礙嗎 Do you think that there might be something getting in the way? 有什么在阻礙你們的關(guān)系變得更好 Something that"s preventing it from being better? 何不回想一下 OK, well, why don"t you try reflecting back 第一天你填寫的情感清單 on that feelings checklist you filled out on your first day here. 你圈出來的情感 Do any of the emotions 讓你想到什么了嗎 that you circled on there bring anything up? 我因為我最好的朊友過生日 I was feeling envious of my best friend 收到了一輛寶馬而感到嫉妒 when she got a Beamer for her birthday, 因為我開的是別克 because I drive a Buick Le Sabre. 其他的呢 Anything else? 圣誕節(jié)她還收到了奧克利太陽鏡 She also got Oakley sunglasses for Christmas. 那關(guān)于感覺性奮呢 What about feeling turned on? 你所承受的誘惑 No temptation has overtaken you 無非是人之常情 except what is common to mankind. 上帝不會讓你受到過分的誘惑

　And God will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear, 祂知道你內(nèi)心的真實想法 and he knows what is truly in your heart. 好的 OK. 那么

　你曾感到性奮嗎 So, have you ever felt turned on? 當(dāng)你有這種感覺時

　付諸行動了嗎 And did you take any action when you had that feeling? 你沒有采取任何行動 You didn"t take any action? 沒有 No. 和你的同學(xué)韋德沒發(fā)生什么嗎 Nothing with your classmate Wade? 沒有 No. 那是別人編造的 Someone made that up. 艾麗斯

　如果你不誠實 Alice, this retreat isn"t gonna do you any favors 這次靜修對你沒有任何幫助 if you"re not honest. 這個怎么樣 How"s this? 這個好大

　很棒

　艾麗斯 Wow! That one"s huge. Way to go, Alice. 謝謝 Thanks. 當(dāng)你打開它 And when you turn it on, 我們的等離子體上漲溢出小橡樹隔間 our plasma rises out of this little Oak unit. 但當(dāng)你關(guān)閉時

　它又回落 But when you press off, it sinks back down 羅斯科會占據(jù)原來的位置 and a Rothko takes its place. 你們的娛樂室聽起來好棒 Your rec room sounds amazing! 妮娜

　那個 Hey, Nina, that, um...

　組長會議快開始了 leader meeting is about to start. 對

　我忘了 Right, right. I forgot about that. 謝謝

　我要走了 Thank you. Um, I gotta go. 好

　營火會見 OK. I"ll see you at the campfire. 怎么 What? 你對我有什么意見 What is your problem with me? 我對你的意見

　希瑟差點因為 My problem? My problem is that Heather almost dumped me 你散布的惡心謠言而甩了我 because of that disgusting rumor you started. 不是我說的 I didn"t start it! 如果不是你

　還會是誰 Yeah, well, if you didn"t, who did? 我不知道

　我 I don"t know! I-- 是你說的嗎 Did you start it? 不是

　我有女友 No! I have a girlfriend. 好吧

　你我都知道什么都沒發(fā)生 OK. Well, both you and I know that nothing happened. 你是這么跟別人說的嗎 Are you telling people that? 你一定要說 You need to start! 因為所有人都認(rèn)為我是個婊♥子♥

　包括老師 Because everyone thinks that I"m a slut, even the teachers. 除了我之外

　只有你知道發(fā)生了什么 Look, you"re the only other person who knows what happened. 沒人相信我 And no one believes me! 韋德

　你怎么還在這里 Hey, Wade! What are you still doing here? 正準(zhǔn)備出去

　神父

　Just on my way out, Father. 好的

　你推球用的胳膊 OK, good, good. Hey, how"s the old shotput arm -休賽期恢復(fù)得如何

　-不錯

　神父 - doing in the off season? - Good, Father. 我盡量不做太多的重活 Just trying not to do too much heavy lifting. 希瑟 我要喝杯茶 I need a cup of tea. 我做完了 I"m all done. 好的

　親愛的 OK, dear. 這是最好的 It is the best. 顏色鮮艷

　比如印著花卉的上衣 ...and the colorful, like, floral tops. -條紋

　條紋上衣

　-對

　條紋的好看 - The stripes, the stripes! - Yeah. Stripes look good. 我能和你說幾句嗎 Can I talk to you for a minute? 我給你留個座 I"ll save you a seat. 好的 OK. 怎么了

　妮娜讓我和她坐一起 What"s up? Nina asked me to sit with her, 我不想讓她等著 so I don"t want to make her wait. 我看到妮娜給亞當(dāng)口♥交♥ I saw Nina giving Adam a blow job. 什么 What?! 是的

　午餐后在小樹林里 Yeah. In the woods after lunch. 為什么你認(rèn)為可以肆無忌憚地編故事 Why do you think it"s OK to keep making things up? 這不是我編的 I"m not making this up! 蓋比告訴我

　Gabby told me 你在小組里說你的狗死了 you were talking about your dog dying in your small group? -格斯死了嗎

　-聽著 - Did Gus die? - OK, look. 我那么說是因為

　我不知道該怎么做 I just said that because... I didn"t know what to do! 我沒什么要說的 I didn"t have anything to say, 每個人都有很悲傷的故事 and everyone had these really sad stories... 跟六年級那次一樣 God, this is just like that time in sixth grade 你跟大家說杰森在校車上掐你的乳♥頭♥ when you told everyone Jason gave you a "Purple nurple" on the bus. 你想吸引注意力 You want attention. -好吧

　-你知道嗎 - OK... - You know what? 我想你確實拌了韋德的沙拉 I bet you actually did toss Wade"s salad. 我都不懂那是什么意思 I don"t even know what that means! 我的天

　別裝了 Oh, my God. Quit the act. 我知道你懂 I know you know what it means, 就像你知道《泰坦尼克號♥》里的床戲 just like you know the sex scene in Titanic 就在車上那段戲之后 comes right after they"re in the car. 偷偷去神父辦公室的人就是你

　對吧 You were the one in Father"s office, weren"t you? 什么 What? 這就說得通了 It makes perfect sense. 我也受夠了為變♥態(tài)♥神經(jīng)病朊友 And I am sick of constantly feeling embarrassed 而感到丟臉了 for being friends with a pervy psycho.

　艾麗斯 Alice, hey. 你還好嗎 Is everything all right? 你想談?wù)剢?Do you wanna talk? 你還好嗎 Is everything OK? 你在做什么 What are you doing? 你在做什么 What are you doing?! 你知道男生像微波爐一樣容易性奮 You know that I get turned on like a microwave! City of God 讓我們建造上帝之城 ? Let us build the city of God ? 讓我們的眼淚舞蹈 ? Let our tears be turned into dancing ? 為了上帝

　我們的光和愛 ? For the Lord, our light and our love ? 讓夜晚變成了白天 ? Has turned the night into day ? 讓我們建造上帝之城 ? Let us build the city of God ? 讓我們的眼淚舞蹈 ? Let our tears be turned into dancing ? 為了上帝

　我們的光和愛 ? For the Lord, our light and our love ? 讓夜晚變成了白天 ? Has turned the night into day ? 讓我們建造上帝之城 ? ? Let us build the city of God ? 請給我一瓶果酒 One wine cooler. Please. 謝謝 Thanks. 今天不順心嗎 Rough day? 你是從路那邊的天主教青年靜修來的嗎 You from that Catholic youth retreat down the road?

　不是 No. 我 21 歲 I"m 21. 那邊什么樣 So, what"s it like over there? 我以前是天主教♥徒♥

　上了十二年天主教學(xué)校 I used to be Catholic. I went to Catholic school for 12 years. 我受過洗禮

　行過堅信禮 I was baptized, confirmed, 全套都做齊了 the whole kit "n caboodle. 現(xiàn)在你不信教了 You"re not anymore?...

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