《敲敲門（2015）》完整中英文對照劇本

　對不起 I"m sorry. -噢

　沒事

　-對不起

　寶貝 -Oh, it"s okay. -I"m sorry, baby. -對不起

　-他媽的肩膀 -I"m sorry. -Fucking shoulder. 繼續(xù) Keep going. 這感覺不錯 That"s helping. 想都別想 Never. 就剪一點

　就把前面的剪了 Just a little bit. Just to clean it up. 我不要 I"m not cutting it. 但你短發(fā)看起來更帥啊 But you"d look so hot with short hair. -噢

　是嗎

　-是的 -Oh, would I? -Yeah. -謝謝

　-不

　不

　不... -Thank you. -No, no, no... 抱歉

　我不是那個意思 Sorry, I didn"t mean it like that. 你很帥 You are hot. 你是最帥的 You are the hottest. -繼續(xù)

　-你還有你那艷麗 -Keep going. -You and your gorgeous, 茂密的長發(fā) thick, long hair. -繼續(xù)...-我就他媽的喜歡這么長 -Continue... -I just fucking love the way it"s long. 是嗎 Yeah? 父親節(jié)快樂

　爸爸 Happy Father"s Day, Daddy! 孩子們

　我們說好了早餐后的 Kids, we said after breakfast. 我想吃蛋糕做早餐 I want cake for breakfast. 哇

　巧克力加糖果屑 Wow! Chocolate with sprinkles!

　我的最愛 My favorite. 父親節(jié)快樂 Happy Father"s Day! -快打開

　快打開

　-快打開

　快打開 -Open it! Open it! Open it! -Open it! Open it! Open it! 我在打開 I am, I am. 我喜歡充滿驚喜 I like building up the anticipation. 噢

　你們... Oh, you guys... -你喜歡嗎

　-大愛啊 -You like it? -I love it. 愛死了 I love it. -謝謝你們

　-媽媽幫我們一起做的 -Thank you. -Mom helped us. 才沒有

　這都是你們的主意 No, I didn"t. It was all their idea. -是吧

　孩子們

　-對 -Right, kids? -Right. -蛋糕

　蛋糕

　-蛋糕

　蛋糕 -Cake! Cake! Cake! -Cake! Cake! Cake! -好

　沒問題

　-蛋糕

　蛋糕 -Okay, okay. -Cake! Cake! Cake! 蛋糕

　蛋糕... Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake! 噢

　看看這蛋糕多好看 Oh, look at that beautiful looking cake! 啊... Ah... 是誰砸蛋糕到怪物上的 Who did this to monster! 噢

　你們躲不了怪物的 Oh, you can"t hide from monster! 怪物能聞到你們 Monster can smell you! 快跑

　怪物來了 Run! Run! Monster"s coming! 怪物讓孩子們消失了 Monster made kids disappear. 而且... And...

　怪物想繼續(xù)我們剛才做的事 Monster wanna finish what we started. 太晚了

　孩子們都起床了 Too late, the kids are awake. 怪物很傷心 Monster sad. 我知道怪物能等到星期一的 I"m sure monster can wait till Monday. 怪物已經等了 3 個星期了 Monster been waiting three weeks. 是啊

　但有小孩還有我的展覽 Yeah, but with the kids and my exhibition 我沒辦法讓所有人可以同時開心啊 I cannot keep everybody happy all the time. 怪物不想吵架 Monster doesn"t want to start a fight. 好吧

　對不起

　我也不想 Okay. Sorry, me neither. 我保證

　我們吃完這個我馬上回來 I promise we"ll finish this as soon as I get back. 噢

　怪物很開心 Oh, monster happy. 怪物很開心 Monster happy. 怪物非常開心 Monster very happy. 是的

　媽媽 Yeah, Mommy. -謝謝

　-不客氣 -Gracias. -De nada. -全都收拾好了嗎

　-對 -Everybody packed? -Yeah. 猴子

　乖 Monkey, good boy. 爸爸

　為什么我們能帶猴子一起去海灘 Dad, why can"t we take Monkey to the beach with us? 是啊

　你知道他很喜歡海灘 Yeah, you know he loves the beach. 猴子要呆在這陪你們爸爸呢 Monkey needs to stay here and keep your dad company 好讓他周末不用那么孤單 so he doesn"t stay all alone during the weekend. -真不公平

　-敲門聲 -That"s unfair. -Knock-knock.

　嘿

　路易斯 Hey, Louis! 嘿

　大家

　印刷機新鮮出爐 Hey, guys, hot off the presses. -怎么了

　路易斯

　-說什么 -What"s going on, Louis? -What"s shakin"? 怎么樣了

　小伙伴 What"s going on, little guys? 韋伯先生

　你好嗎 Mr. Webber, how are you, sir? 早上好

　路易斯 Morning, Louis. 我也想幫你

　但我手拿著咖啡 I"d offer you a hand, but all I can lift is this coffee. 噢

　原來你就是這樣給女孩子留下好印象的 Oh, that"s what happens when you try to impress girls in the bat cage. 我不是在調情

　我是一個紳士 I wasn"t flirting, I was being a gentleman. 是啊

　我想她是個可憐又無助的 25 歲女孩 Yeah, I"m sure she was a poor helpless 25-year-old. 對

　很無助 Yeah, helpless. 你們知道這是什么嗎 Do you know what this is? 是給爸爸的父親節(jié)禮物 Is it a Father"s Day present for Daddy? 不

　不

　這是媽媽的展覽目錄 No. No, this is Mommy"s catalog. 如果他們這次用對顏色的話 Assuming they got the color right this time. 噢

　希望吧 Oh, let"s hope. 我覺得他們用對了 I think they did. 這有一點紫紅

　但幾乎完美了 It"s a little bit magenta, but it"s almost perfect. -什么是紫紅

　-這顏色 -What"s magenta? -This color. 親愛的

　這夠完美了 Honey, it"s perfect. 媽媽

　路易斯可以跟我們一起去海灘嗎 Mom, can Louis come to the beach with us? 不

　路易斯要留在這工作 No, Louis needs to stay here and do some work.

　就像你們爸爸一樣 Just like your daddy. 正確 That"s correct. 我和你們爸爸今晚要開父親節(jié)派對 Father"s Day party that me and your dad are gonna have tonight. 路易斯

　噓 Louis! Shh! -噢

　走吧

　-你們不是開派對 -Oh, come on. -You"re not having a party. 我不是要開派對 I"m not having a party, 我要努力工作 I"m working very hard. 你帶上你的槍了嗎 Did you pack your gun? -帶了

　-炸♥彈♥帶了嗎 -Yes. -Did you pack the bomb? -帶了

　-加農炮帶了嗎 -Yes. -Have you packed the cannon? -帶了

　-電鋸帶了嗎 -Yes. -Have you packed the chainsaw? 電鋸帶了嗎 You didn"t pack the chainsaw? 天啊

　快去拿電鋸 Go get the chainsaw, man! 膠合劑還沒干

　但明天晚上應該可以了 The cement still hasn"t dried, but it should be fine by tomorrow night. 但還是非常脆弱

　而且那些搬運工在... Still, it"s extremely fragile and I don"t trust those movers... 搞到畫廊一團糟后我就不相信他們了 after the mess they made at the gallery. 對

　我會打理好一切

　別擔心 No, I"ll take care of it. Don"t worry. 好的

　謝謝

　我會幫你全部收拾好的 Okay, gracias,I"ll have it all packed up for you. 好的 Okay. 這幾乎干透了 It"s almost dry though. 好

　那么把它送到畫廊后我再通知你 Yeah, so I"ll just text you when it"s at the gallery. 不用擔心 Don"t worry about anything,

　都在我控制下

　你在海灘過個好的周末 I got it all under control. You have a good weekend at the beach. 玩得開心

　我走了 Enjoy yourself. I"m out. 謝謝你

　路易斯 Gracias, Louis. -韋伯先生

　明天見

　-謝謝 -Mr. Webber, I"ll see you tomorrow. -Thank you. 我意思是"今晚"開超級秘密派對 I mean, "tonight" for the super-secret party. -路易斯...-回頭見

　孩子們 -Louis... -See you, kids. -拜

　路易斯

　-超級秘密派對 -Bye, Louis. -Super-secret party? -超級米米派對

　-好吧 -Super-secret party. -Okay. 這是最后一個了 Is this the last one? -你喜歡嗎

　-大愛 -You like it? -I love it. 很好 Good. 我覺得它應該大一點 I think it should be bigger. -你覺得

　-對

　那么我們就有游泳池了 -You think so? -Yeah, then we can get the pool. 好吧

　我下次會做大一點 Okay, I"ll do it bigger next time. 我告訴維維安明天下午 2 點 I told Vivian tomorrow at 2:00. 我不需要她治療了

　已經愈合了 I don"t need her therapy anymore, it"s healing. 跟你的肩膀說吧 Tell that to your shoulder. 爸爸

　你真的不能跟我們一起去海灘嗎 Dad, are you sure you can"t come to the beach with us? 我最愛運動了 I would love nothing more, sport. 但如果爸爸這周末不工作

　我們就要搬去住紙皮箱了 But if Daddy doesn"t work this weekend, we"ll have to live in a box. 你們想搬去紙皮箱住嗎 Do you guys want to live in a box? -不

　-不

　不怎么想 -No. -No. Not really.

　我也是

　除非是我設計的 Me neither. Unless I designed it. 好了

　跟爸爸說再見吧 Okay, say goodbye to Daddy. 拜

　爸爸 Bye, Daddy. 跟猴子說再見吧 Say goodbye to Monkey. 拜

　猴子 Bye, Monkey. 爸爸

　別忘了發(fā)你派對的照片上照片墻 Daddy, don"t forget to send all your party pix on Instagram. 好的 Okay. 到那里記得打給我 Call me when you get there. 我會的

　我愛你 I will. I love you. -我愛你

　-我愛你 -I love you. -I love you. 拜

　親們 Bye, guys. -拜

　-拜

　爸爸 -Bye. -Bye, Daddy. 去理發(fā)吧

　爸爸 Get a haircut, Dad! 那么

　猴子... Well, Monkey... 看來只剩你和我了

　孩子 Looks like it"s just me and you, kid. 嘿

　寶貝 Hey, baby. 房♥子怎么樣 How"s the house? 嗨

　很完美 Hi! It"s perfect. 看吧

　孩子們

　跟爸爸說聲好 Look. Kids, say hello to your dad. -嗨

　-哈嘍 -Hi! -Hello. 就缺你而已 All it needs is you. -我愛你

　-我也愛你 -I love you. -I love you, too.

　想你 Miss you. 晚安 Good night. 是誰 Who"s there? 麻煩你一下先生

　拜托了 Just one second, sir, please. -你們

　-可以給我打個電♥話♥嗎

　拜托了 -Hello? -Could I use yourphone, please? 什么 Yes? 很抱歉我們打擾你了

　先生 We"re so sorry to bother you, sir, 但你可以告訴我們格雷戈里在哪住嗎 but could you please tell us where the Gregorys live? 這是我們找的第三間房♥子了 This is the third house we"ve tried. 好像所有人長周末都出去了 Looks like everyone"s gone for the long weekend. 格雷戈里 The Gregorys? 不

　我不認識這里... No, I don"t know anyone around here... 叫那名字的人 by that name. 地址是哪里 What"s the address? 額 Um, 我其實也不知道 I honestly don"t know. 我的電♥話♥濕了而她的電♥話♥留在家了 My phone got wet and she left hers at her house. 的士就把我們放這里 The taxi just dropped us here. 我們一直在這周圍走了 20 分鐘了 We"ve been walking around for, like, 20 minutes. 對

　我的腳都快斷了 Yeah, my feet are, like, dying. 但我很抱歉

　恐怕我?guī)筒涣四銈?Well, I"m sorry. I"m afraid I can"t help you. 祝福你們 Bless you.

　給你 Here. 謝謝 Thank you. 那么

　如果你們想的話

　可以進來打個電♥話♥ Well, if you guys want you can come in and use my phone. 噢

　謝謝

　但... Oh, thanks, but... 聯(lián)♥系♥人都在我們手♥機♥里 All our contacts are on our phones. 我...我甚至自己號♥碼多少都不知道

　你能信 I... I don"t even know my own number, can you believe it? 也許阿什利在臉書聊天室 Maybe Ashley"s on Facebook chat? 啊

　聰明 Ah, genius. 其實

　你介意我們用一下你的電腦嗎 Actually, would you mind if we just used your computer for a sec? 我們不想勉強你 We don"t want to impose. 我們拿到地址后就不麻煩你了 We"ll just get the address and be out of your hair. 好吧

　當然 Yeah. Sure. 進來 Come in. 謝謝你 Thank you. 不用

　沒事

　不用擔心 No, it"s fine. Don"t worry. 噢

　我不介意 Oh, I don"t mind. 我們不想把你房♥子搞臟 We don"t want to mess up your house. 是啊

　麻煩你了 Yeah. Excuse me. 額

　非常感謝你 Um, thank you so, so much. -我知道這很突然

　-沒事 -I know this is so random. -It"s fine. 等等

　我去給你們拿平板電腦和毛巾 Hang on, I"ll get you an iPad and some towels. 謝謝 Thanks.

　房♥子很漂亮啊 Nice house. 謝謝 Thanks. 女孩們 Girls? 我們在這 We"re in here. 對不起

　這比較暖和 I"m so sorry, it was warmer here. 希望你別介意 Hope you don"t mind. 我們冷死了 We were freezing. 給你們 Here. 我的天

　謝謝你 Oh, my God. Thank you. 這真讓人尷尬 This is beyond embarrassing. 不用擔心 Don"t worry about it. 當自己家一樣就好 Make yourselves at home. 順便一提

　我是貝爾 I"m Bel, by the way. 埃文 Evan. -很高興認識你

　-很高興認識你 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 阿什利在線 Ashley"s online. 很好 Cool. 你真是好人

　埃文 You"re a life saver, Evan. 現(xiàn)在不是誰都會讓兩個陌生人進屋的 Not everyone would just let two total strangers into their house these days. 你們看起來不怎么危險 Well, you don"t look that dangerous. 最壞情況 Worst case scenario, 我知道我應付不了你們兩個 I know I can take the both of you.

　那很難說 I"m not so sure. 我有練空中拳擊 I do air boxing. -空中拳擊

　-對

　像

　懂吧 -Air boxing? -Yeah, like, you know? -噢

　好吧

　-我的天

　對不起 -Oh, okay. -Oh, my God, I"m sorry. -先生

　請問

　-是 -Excuse me, sir. -Yes. -這地址是什么

　-他叫埃文 -What"s the address? -His name"s Evan. 埃文 Evan? 坎特

　458 號♥ 458 Canter. 哇

　我們離好遠 Wow. We"re like, far. 是坎特納

　不是坎特 It was Kantner, not Canter. 出租車肯定是誤解我們了 The cab must"ve misunderstood us. 我早告訴你走錯路了 I told you that he was going the wrong way. 那家伙基本不會說英語 That guy barely spoke English. 我意思是

　他的英語比我的還差 I mean, his English was worse than mine. 這下可真麻煩 This is so retarded. 別擔心

　我召喚優(yōu)步 Don"t worry about it. I"ll call an Uber. 不

　不

　不 No. No, no, no. 我們可以出去找出租車

　沒問題的 We can find a cab outside. It"s no problem. 你在這找不到的 Not around here, you won"t. 相信我

　這是唯一可靠的方法 Trust me, it"s the only reliable way. 你確定

　我覺得像白♥癡♥一樣 You sure? I feel like such an idiot. 我們不想破壞你的夜晚 We don"t want to ruin your night.

　沒有

　沒問題 No really. It"s fine. 在尋找司機 It"s looking for a driver. 而它將會在... And it"ll be here in... 45 分鐘內來到這 45 minutes. 那么久 That long? 雨天 The rain. 找到一臺就很幸運了 We"re lucky we even got one. 什么 What? 額

　我知道這聽起來很奇怪 Um, I know this is gonna sound weird, 但我們可以用一下你的干衣機

　 but could we maybe throw our clothes in your dryer just for,

　大概 10 分鐘 like, 10 minutes? 我們真的不想全身濕透的去派對 We really don"t want to go to a party soaking wet. 對 No. 求求你 Please? 當然可以

　額... Sure, sure. Um... 我們有些多余的浴袍

　我會...去拿 We have some extra robes. I"ll, uh, go get them. -謝謝你

　-好 -Thank you. -Yay. 這真的救了我們的命 This is literally saving our lives. 對

　我們可能會生病然后死了 Yeah, we could get sick and die. 你的手♥機♥在嗎 You have your phone? 在

　怎么了 Uh yeah, why? 我可以試著修好它 I can try and fix it.

　真的嗎 Really? Oh. 我的孩子把我的電♥話♥扔浴缸里 My kid dropped mine in the tub, 而且你不會相信

　但如果你把手♥機♥放進米缸里 and you won"t believe this, but if you put it in rice 會把手♥機♥抽干 it kinda dries it out. -那最好了

　-米 -That would be awesome. -Rice? 我的天

　你真利害啊 Oh, my God, you"re like a MythBuster. 非常感謝你

　埃文 Thank you so much, Evan. 不客氣... You"re welcome... -喬納森

　-喬納森 -Genesis. -Genesis. 對

　就是創(chuàng)世記 Yeah, like the beginning of time. 起源 In the beginning. 不好意思 Sorry. 好吧

　你...你真不會開玩笑 Yup, that was...You"re sick of that. 謝謝 Thanks. 我去

　額... I"ll, uh... 我去拿浴袍給你們 I"ll go get you some. 嘿

　埃文 Hey, Evan? 衣服我們該拿去哪 Where should we put these? 噢

　我來拿去吧 Oh, I"ll take them. 不

　我們拿吧

　我們不介意 No, we can do it. We don"t mind. 我來吧 I got it. 我給你們沖了茶 I made you some tea.

　-謝謝

　-謝謝你

　那很好 -Thank you. -Thank you, that"s nice. -真貼心

　-來給我 -So sweet. -I"ll trade you. 額

　好的 Uh, okay. 謝謝 Gracias. 借過 Excuse me. 我的天 Oh, my God. 噢

　對不起 Oh, sorry. 我們在熱身 We were trying to warm up. 我意思是

　我們從沒見過這 Yeah, I mean, we"ve never seen one of these before. -實物

　-沒事 -A real one. -It"s okay. 小心點就好

　這是古董 Just be careful. It"s old. 我看你們已經見過猴子了 I see you"ve met Monkey. 對

　這是猴子 Yeah, this is Monkey. 猴子是時候去睡覺了 It"s time for Monkey to go to bed. -拜

　猴子

　-晚安

　猴子 -Bye, Monkey. -Night-night, Monkey. -晚安

　-作個好夢 -Night-night. -Sweet dreams. 拜

　猴子 Bye, Monkey. 好了

　猴子 All right, Monkey. 回家吧

　猴子 Go home, Monkey. 你有很多唱片 You have so many records. 抱歉

　我們拿了一張試試 Sorry. We had to try one. 別再道歉了

　這沒什么 Stop apologizing, it"s okay.

　我很喜歡這專輯

　你們品位不錯啊 I love this album. You have good taste. 這像是... This is like... 瘋狂收藏者啊 An insane collection. -對

　-這一定很值錢 -Yeah. -It must be worth a fortune. 什么都數(shù)字化了

　所以... Well, everything"s online now, so... 但是我喜歡乙烯基播出來的聲音 But, uh, I love the sound of vinyl. 你真的很懂音樂 You"re really into music. 那個

　我以前是干這個的 Well, it used to be my job. 什么

　像是唱片銷♥售♥員 What? Like a record salesman? 我以前是 DJ I was a DJ. 我的天

　那真酷 Oh, my God. That"s so cool! 你就像是激光上校 You"re like Major Lazer! 這現(xiàn)在是個愛好

　我好幾年沒演出了 It"s really a hobby now, I haven"t had a real gig in years. 等等

　你幾歲了 Wait, how old are you? 我 43 歲 I"m 43. -不是吧

　-我真不敢相信你 43 了 -No fucking way. -I can"t believe you"re 43. 我以為你才 28 最多 30 I thought you were, like, 28 or 30 at the most. 好吧

　我 30 歲就結婚了 Well, I got married when I was 30. 你老婆呢 Where"s your wife? 她跟我的孩子們在海灘 She"s at the beach with my kids. 我們本來去那過父親節(jié)

　但工作太忙 We were gonna spend Father"s Day there, but, uh, work happened. 我的天

　你在父親節(jié)一個人 Oh, my God, you are all alone on Father"s Day.

　真可憐

　我們來陪你吧 Poor Evan, we"ll keep you company! 抱抱 Hugs! 不

　沒事

　我們早上慶祝過了 No, it"s fine. We celebrated this morning. 哇

　你真不像 43 歲 Whoa, you"re not 43. 你肯定每天都有健身 You must work out, like, every day. 對

　我要保持身材 Yeah, I keep in shape. 雖然不像我 20 歲那時

　但... Not like when I was in my 20s, but, uh... 別謙虛

　很多人身材的線條 Come on, any guy that ripped 都沒你的好 is more into his own ass than yours. 對

　我意思是

　說認真的 Yeah, I mean, like, seriously, 你只有健身 is that all you do? 我的天 Oh, my God, 我記得我有一次跟模特做♥愛♥ I remember I fucked this model once, 而當我們在做♥愛♥期間 and while we were having sex 我在鏡子里看見他在做仰臥起坐 I caught him doing crunches in the mirror. 這是有史以來最基情的事 It was the gayest thing ever. 看哪天我會找一個更年長 I"d take somebody that"s older

　更有經驗的蘇格蘭模特 and more experienced over an Abercrombie model any day. 是啊 Yeah. 那么

　希望你會找到 Well, hopefully one day you"ll find both. 我不知道 I don"t know. 內衣模特都是像你 14 歲時的做♥愛♥對象而已 Underwear models are the kind of guys you fuck when you"re 14.

　這是一個陳述 That"s a statement. -這是你老婆

　-對 -This is your wife? -Yup. 我想看看 I want to see it. 哇

　她很漂亮 Wow! She"s so pretty. 她很漂亮

　你真幸運 She"s beautiful. You"re a lucky guy. 對

　還有誰 Yeah, I certainly am. 我只是一個建筑師

　但... I"m just an architect, but... 她更厲害 she"s the real deal. 你們看見這里大多數(shù)東西 Most of what you see is hers. -這些都她做的

　-對 -She made all these? -Yeah. 哇 Wow. 它們很別致 They"re so pretty. 我喜歡這顏色 I love these colors. 紅色是我的最愛 Red"s my favorite. 這真厲害 This is amazing. 其實我是學藝術史的 I actually studied art history. 我不是專家

　我只學了一個學期

　但 I"m no expert, I was only there for a semester, but, 這... this... 這就像是高迪的建筑物

　但是迷你版 This is like a Gaudi building, but small. 對

　我老婆很喜歡高迪 Yeah, my wife loves Gaudi. 她是...她是巴塞羅那出生的 She was, uh, she was born in Barcelona. 跟我一樣 Like me?

　說英語

　說英語

　你們說話聽起來太性感了 English, English.You guys sound too sexy. 我的西班牙語程度就這樣而已 That"s about the extent of my Spanish anyway. 我的孩子說得很好 My kids speak it perfectly. 你老婆是個很棒的藝術家 Your wife"s an amazing artist. 為什么這些雕像在這 Why are these sculptures here? 它們應該在像

　現(xiàn)代藝術博物館 They should be in like, MOMA. 其實... Actually, um... 這說不上是現(xiàn)代藝術博物館... It"s not exactly MOMA... 但她在洛杉磯有個很大的畫廊展 But she"s having a big gallery show in LA. 凱倫

　阿爾瓦拉多

　這名字很美 Karen Alvarado. That"s such a pretty name. 建筑師和藝術家 An architect and an artist. 你們這一對真完美 You guys are like the perfect couple. 而且她那么火♥辣♥ And she"s so hot. 你們肯定整天做♥愛♥的 You must have sex, like, all day. -貝爾

　-干嘛 -Bel! -What? 我會的 I would. 她每次看見辣妹都會追著她 She sees a hot girl and chases after her. 好吧

　這沒什么

　我沒抱怨 Well, it"s okay. I have no complaints. 抱歉

　我只是說真心話而已 Sorry, I was just being honest. 不

　不

　沒事 No, no. It"s fine. 額

　但... Um, but, uh... 我得說 I must say

　我只是不太習慣女孩子那個這么開放 I"m not used to girls just being so open about that. 那個 About what? 性 Sex? 不

　我意思是...對 No, I mean... Yes. -是的

　-是的 -Yeah. -Yes. 就是性 It"s just sex. 對 Right. 你現(xiàn)在看起來是老了 Now you seem old. 抱歉

　很抱歉 Sorry. So sorry. 20 分鐘到 Twenty minutes away. 你跟你老婆一起多久了 How long have you and your wife been together? 我是 29 歲而她是 20 歲 I was 29 and she was 20. 這很長時間了 It"s been awhile. 你這么多年都沒跟其他人一起過 So you haven"t been with anyone else in all those years? 14 年都沒有 Fourteen years, nope. 哇 Wow. 這是怎么做到的 How is that even possible? 當你愛上一個人... Well, when you love someone... 別這樣

　埃文 Come on, Evan. 人類是唯一的物種實行一夫一妻制的 Humans are the only species that practice monogamy. 我意思是

　我們是動物

　我們是比動物更高級的動物 I mean, we"re animals. We"re more animals than animals. 這刻在我們的基因上 It"s in our DNA.

　就像

　一生人只跟一個人一起 Like, being with one person your whole life, 這是違反天性的 is going against your own nature. 聽著 Look. 像這樣 It"s like this. 我很明白男人 I understand men. 我知道就算我結婚了 I know whenever I get married, 我老公也會想跟其他女孩子一起 my husband is gonna want to be with other girls. 所以

　我現(xiàn)在想玩 3P So, I want to get comfortable with having threesomes now, 因為這是他不出去偷腥的唯一辦法 because I know that"s the only way he"ll never cheat on me. 哇 Wow. 那么

　你們...你們是做什么的 So, are you guys...What do you guys do? 我意思是

　你們...你們是在讀書還是什么 I mean, are you... Are you in school or something? 我意思是... I mean... 其實我們是空姐 Actually, we"re flight attendants. 真的 Really? 你想要什么主菜

　先生 What would you like for your entree, sir? 我們有雞肉... We have chicken... 和意面 And pasta. 請扣好你的安全帶

　先生 Please buckle your seatbelt, sir. 我們可能遭遇到湍流 We may be encountering some turbulence. 那么... So... 你們通常飛去哪 Where you guys based out of?

　到處飛 Everywhere. 上周末我們去了新西蘭停留了 24 小時 Last weekend we were in New Zealand for 24 hours. 那真是棒 It was awesome. 哇

　那時差怎么辦 Wow, how was that jet lag? 我們不睡覺 We don"t sleep. 就像做一個假搖滾明星 It"s like being a fake rock star. 像這樣

　你在頭等艙全世界飛 You know, you fly around the world first class, 滿屋是酒而且是免費的 drinks are on the house and they pay you for it. 我很嫉妒 I"m jealous. 當我還是 DJ 時有一次巡回演出 I once got offered a tour when I was a DJ. 不像你們那樣

　但...三個州跑 Not like you guys, but, uh, Tri-State area. 對

　我認為做空姐是增加人生閱歷的最好方法 Yeah, well, I think traveling is the best way to get life experience. 特別當你只會在那停留 24 小時 Especially when you"re only there for 24 hours. 你真的會非常享受 You really make the most of it. 是啊

　我們的真非常享受 Yeah, we make the most of it. 不像我們那個同事海星 Unlike that fucking starfish we work with. Ugh. 嘔

　海星 Ugh, starfish. -海星

　-這個跟我們一起工作的女孩... -Starfish? -This girl we work with... 她不用做床上的事 She doesn"t have to do anything in bed, 她就躺在那像他媽的海星一樣 she just lies there like a fucking starfish. 因此叫海星 Hence, starfish. 我意思是

　誰會想操她啊 I mean, who"d want to fuck that?

　我不明白這種女孩 I don"t understand girls like that. 當我跟一個男人一起

　我會想他擁有最美好的時光 When I"m with a guy, I want him to have the time of his life. -無條件

　-對 -No rules. -None. 無限制的性♥欲♥ Nothing"s off limit, sexually. 有界線的性♥愛♥不是真正的性♥愛♥ Sex with boundaries isn"t really sex. 如果我們身體上想做 If our bodies are capable of doing it, 那么我們也應該去做

　對吧 then we were meant to. Right? 噢

　埃文

　我可以用下你的廁所嗎 Oh, Evan? Can I use your bathroom? 當然

　廁所就在走廊的右手邊 Of course. It"s, uh, down the hall on the right. 謝謝 Thanks. 這些我都不懂 I don"t know any of these. 我有很好的品味 Well, I have pretty eclectic taste. 你有西班牙音樂 You have Spanish music. 其實是智力 Chilean, actually. 我老婆很喜歡她

　弗蘭

　巴倫蘇埃拉 My wife loves her, Fran Valenzuela. 可以播這個嗎 Can you put it on? 當然 Sure. 她很有才華 She"s really talented. 她 13 歲就開始作曲了 She started composing when she was 13. 這是她的第三張專輯 This is her third album. 哇 Wow! 你怎么知道那會混起來 How did you know that would mix?

　DJ 就跟酒保一樣 DJ"ing is like mixing a drink. 首先你要找到正確的要素 First you find the right ingredients, 然后你就可以混合起來了 then you find the blend. 埃文

　我有件事要坦白 Evan, I have something to confess. 什么 Yes? 我很高興我們敲了你的門 I"m glad we knocked on your door. 我們在這比 I"m having a way better time here 本來要去那傻派對來得開心 then at that stupid party we were supposed to go to. 好吧

　我得承認

　這里通常不會在凌晨 1 點 30 分 Well, I have to confess, it"s not usually this exciting around here 這么興奮的 at 1:30 in the morning. 這就像我們命中注定要相遇一樣 It"s like destiny that we were meant to meet. 你相信命運嗎

　埃文 Do you believe in destiny, Evan? 我是個建筑師 I"m an architect. 所以我明顯是相信未來是掌握在手中的 So obviously I believe that things happen by your own design. 我相信命運 Well, I do. 我不認為人們都是隨便認識的 I don"t think people just meet randomly. 我覺得如果我們在這一起 I think that if we are here, together, 是因為 it"s because 我們要互相學習 there"s something we have to learn from each other. 探索 Discover. 車到了 It"s here. 我去找喬納森 I"ll go get Genesis.

　我去拿你們的衣服 I"ll get your clothes. 我♥草♥ What the fuck! 女孩們 Guys! 女孩們

　車在外面等著 Guys, the car"s outside. 女孩們

　我拿了你們的衣服

　都差不多干了 Guys, I have your clothes, they"re pretty much dry. 女孩們 Guys! 好的

　我要進來了 All right, I"m coming in, 我沒有在看

　所以

　抱歉 I"m not looking, so excuse me. -驚喜

　-驚喜 -Surprise! -Surprise! 你們干嘛 What the fuck are you doing? -來吧

　埃文

　來跟我們一起

　-對

　來一起吧 -Come on, Evan. Join us. -Yeah, join the party. -過來

　-車載外面等著 -Come here. -The car"s outside. 車可以等啊

　過來 The car can wait. Come on. 我去告訴司機你們快來了 I"m gonna tell the driver that you"re coming out. 穿上衣服

　馬上 Get dressed. Now. 拜托了

　這是你們的衣服 Please. Here"s your clothes. 埃文

　看看我們 Evan. Look at us. 過來嘛... Come on... 哇

　哇

　哇

　停

　停手 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. Stop. Stop. 我不能這樣

　我已婚了 I can"t do this. I"m married. 很幸福

　好吧 Happily. Okay? 你可以的 Yes. You can.

　嘿

　這是我們的小秘密 Hey, it"s our little secret. 哇

　停 Whoa, stop. Stop. 只是性♥愛♥而已

　我們都是成年人 It"s just sex. We"re all adults here. 我很高興 I"m flattered. 但我真的不可以

　求你們把衣服穿上 But really, I can"t. Please, get dressed. 你可以的 Yeah, you can. 來吧

　就一天 Come on, just one day. 就放松享受吧 Just relax and enjoy it. 你喜歡這樣 You like this? 你以前試過雙飛嗎 Have you ever had two girls do this to you before? -父親節(jié)快樂

　-父親節(jié)快樂 -Happy Father"s Day! -Happy Father"s Day! -早上好

　爸爸

　-埃文

　埃文 -Morning, Daddy. -Evan! Evan! 看看這個 Watch this! 貝爾

　貝爾

　接住

　接住 Belly! Belly! Catch! Catch! 抱歉

　貝爾 Sorry, Belly. 我以為你們離開了 I thought you guys left. -我們給你做了早餐

　-我不餓 -We made you breakky. -I"m not hungry. 猴子

　這是我的 Monkey, that"s mine. 你們倆一起住的 You two live together? 對 Yeah. 住哪里 Where? 為什么這么問

　埃文 Why, Evan?

　好讓我送你們回去 So I can drive you there. 我已經沒在家大概 4 年了 I haven"t been home in like four years. 這里可以做我們的家 This could be our home. 我送你們去你們想去的地方 I"ll drive you wherever you want. 我說了什么趣事嗎 Did I say something funny? 我想去巴黎

　埃文 I want to go to Paris, Evan. 不

　我們去東京 No, let"s go to Tokyo. 倫敦 London. 羅馬 Rome. 趁熱吃你的早餐 Don"t let your breakky get cold. 嘿

　寶貝 Hey, baby. 嘿

　你還活著 Hey, you"re alive. 對

　半死狀態(tài) Yeah, ah, barely. 我忘了凡妮莎的野草有多堅強 I forgot how strong Vanessa"s weed was. 我剛起床 I just woke up. 你真輕松 You are such a lightweight. -孩子們怎么樣了

　-不怎么好 -How are the kids? -Not so good. -怎么了

　-埃文 -What happened? -Evan! 杰克被水母刺傷了

　他哭了 Jake got stung by a jellyfish. He was crying. -噢

　不

　-是的 -Oh, no! -Yeah. 小可憐 Poor little guy. -他現(xiàn)在沒事了吧

　-他在哪 -He"s okay now. -Where is he?

　他回沙灘去玩了 He"s back at the beach. 剛有點危險 It was a little bit hairy for a while, 但現(xiàn)在沒事了 but now he"s okay. 那你呢

　你的項目怎么樣了 What about you? How"s your project? 進行得很好 Great. Great. Great. 額

　我現(xiàn)在很開心 Uh, I"m in a really good groove now, 那么

　回家再說吧 so, home stretch. 好的

　那我不妨礙你了 Okay, then don"t let me interrupt you. 晚點再說

　你看起來有點心煩意亂 Let"s talk later.You seem a little distracted. 沒有

　我不是那個意思 No. That"s not what I meant. 只是... It"s just... 我只是想盡快完成項目

　不用再煩 so I don"t have to think about it, you know? 也許我早點完成

　我可以 Maybe if I get done early, I can, 我可以開車來找你們 I can drive out there. 寶貝

　我明白

　不要有壓力 Baby, I get it. Don"t stress. 做你該做的 Do what you have to do. -我愛你

　-我也愛你 -I love you. -Love you, too. 別把我們的大♥麻♥全抽了 Don"t smoke all our weed. 我不會

　我保證 I won"t. I promise. -拜

　-再見 -Bye. -Ciao. 該死的 Shit! Shit! Shit! 你現(xiàn)在餓了 Are you hungry now?

　起來把衣服穿上 Get up! And get dressed! 馬上 Right now! 不好意思

　先生

　能告訴我埃文去哪了嗎 Excuse me, sir.Can you tell me where Evan is? 那個從大雨中拯救了兩個女孩的那個貼心男 You know, that sweet guy that saved two girls from the rain? 他消失了

　快起來 He"s gone. Get the fuck up. 快走 Let"s go. 我不喜歡你的語氣 I don"t appreciate your tone of voice. 快去 Go! 來吧

　貝爾

　看來埃文沒有幽默感了 Come on, Belly. Looks like Evan lost his sense of humor. 快去 Go! 哈嘍 Hello! 要走了 Let"s go! 貝爾去哪了 Where"s Bel? 我不知道

　她不是我的朋友 I don"t know, she"s not my friend. 貝爾 Bel! 貝爾 Bel! 貝爾 Bel? 你♥他♥媽♥的在干什么 What the fuck are you doing? 你叫我們去穿衣服啊 You tell us to get dressed. 快來

　游戲時間結束了 Come on. Playtime"s over. 埃文

　你能抱抱我嗎 Evan, can you hold me? 拜托

　就一下下 Please, just once more.

　-拜托了

　我想你的抱抱

　-貝爾

　聽我說 -Please, I miss your hugs. -Bel. Listen to me. 你現(xiàn)在要走了 You"re leaving. Now. 快去穿衣服 Get dressed. -我愛你

　-貝爾... -I love you. -Bel... -我愛你

　-不 -I love you. -No! 我非常愛你 I love you so much. 該死的

　我♥草♥ God damn it! Fuck! 我愛你

　我控制不了 I love you. I can"t help it. 我為你而瘋狂 I"m crazy about you. 你有 3 分鐘 You have three minutes! 我就在外面 I"ll be outside! 快穿衣服 Get dressed! 出發(fā)了 Let"s go! 你們他媽的在干什么 What in the fuck are you doing! 你們知道你們做什么了嗎 You have any idea what you"ve done? 知道

　藝術 Yeah. It"s called art. 我們受到昨晚的啟發(fā)

　記得嗎 We were inspired from last night. Remember? 我他媽的要報♥警♥了 I"m calling the fucking police. 去啊 Go ahead. 你♥他♥媽♥的笑什么 What the fuck is so funny! 我有個有趣的故事要告訴他們 I just have a funny story for them. 故事叫"捕捉掠食者" It"s called "To Catch a Predator."

　你♥他♥媽♥在說什么 What the fuck are you talking about? 15 歲判 20 年 Fifteen to 20 years? 我覺得是 20 年 I think it is 20. 15 歲判你 20 年

　對吧 Fifteen gets you 20, right? -真不敢相信

　-你不需要相信 -I don"t believe it. -You don"t have to. 法官會 The jury will. 強♥奸♥幼♥女♥

　埃文 Statutory rape, Evan. 坐 20 年牢 Twenty years behind bars. 而且那只是判一個的刑 And that"s just for one of us. 而且我不打算洗澡 And I"m not planning on taking a shower. 我有證據 I have evidence. 是嗎 Really? 如果你只有 15 歲那怎么能成為空姐 So how could you be a flight attendant if you"re only 15? 我♥草♥

　什么 What the fuck! What? 我們看電影學的

　埃文 We saw that in a movie, Evan. 我說了他會相信的 I told you he"d believe it. 你想看我的身份證嗎 Do you want to check my ID? 她還沒有

　太還小 She doesn"t have one, she"s too young. 好吧 Okay. 你們想要什么 What do you want? 我們想每天早上給你做早餐 We want to make breakky for you every morning. 別這樣 Come on.

　就告訴我

　你們要多少錢 Just tell me. How much do you want? 別生氣

　埃文 Don"t be mad, Evan. 這不是你 That"s not you. -你性格變了

　-對 -You"re different from the others. -Yeah. 多少錢 How much! 你把我們當什么了

　妓♥女♥ What do you think we are, hookers? 天啊

　埃文

　我們不是妓♥女♥ Jesus, Evan, we"re not fucking whores! 是啊 Yeah. 你才是妓♥女♥ You"re the fucking whore! 妓♥女♥ Whore! 埃文 Evan? 是維維安 It"s Vivian! 別亂跑 Do not move! 埃文 Evan! 埃文

　很抱歉我遲到了 Evan, I"m so sorry I"m late, 但風暴把樹枝刮到全城都是 but that storm blew branches out all over town. 還吹倒了兩個交通燈 It even knocked two traffic lights out. 我發(fā)誓

　我發(fā)誓我在那等了 15 分鐘 I swear, I swear I was sitting there for 15 minutes 而且我試著開車走

　但那里有維護卡車擋著 and I was trying to navigate, but there was repair trucks. 沒事

　沒事 It"s fine. It"s fine. 其實我感覺好多了 Actually, I"m feeling much better. 噢

　那真的很好 Oh, then that"s really good

　因為這會有幫助 because then this"ll help. 我會給你個放松的按♥摩♥ I"ll give you a relaxation massage, 這有助血液循環(huán) it"ll help circulate. 其實...凱倫應該告訴你了 Actually... Karen should have told you, 我這周末很忙 I have a lot of work to do this weekend. 我愛凱倫

　我非常愛她

　她還好嗎 I love Karen. I love her so much, how is she? 她很有才華 She is so talented. 我迫不及待地要看她的展覽 I cannot wait to see her exhibition. 我告訴你其實 In fact, you know what? 吉姆和我要開車去看開幕 Jim and I are going to drive up for the opening 如果我可以不用去 if I can get out of that conference 索諾瑪跟那些按♥摩♥師開會 I have in Sonoma with those massage therapists. 你知道那些會議 You know how that can be. 他不想你的按♥摩♥ He doesn"t want your massage. 你想嗎

　寶貝 Do you, baby? 進回去 Get back inside. 不想讓我著涼 Don"t let me get cold. 這真的讓人很傷心

　好吧 This is really upsetting, okay? 我來這幫你治療 I"m here to heal, 但這真的...這真的很讓人傷心 but this is ...

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