幽默的英語(yǔ)短劇劇本

幽默的英語(yǔ)短劇劇本篇一：英語(yǔ)搞笑話劇劇本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說(shuō)邊做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人屬于4人用）

白雪公主與七個(gè)小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.

B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.

A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?

B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.

A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.

B. Is it the problem of population increasing?

A. No.

C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.

A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……

B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!

A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.

B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?

C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.

A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.

C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.

A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees

C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.

A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees.

D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.

B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!

B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.

（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.

Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.

Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.

Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!

Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!

Ci: I have not eaten German or (來(lái)自:www.zuancaijixie.com 蒲公 英文 摘:幽默的英語(yǔ)短劇劇本)French food before. Do you have any recommendation?

Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.

Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

Wing&Ca: No

Ci: The answer is dumplings!

Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .

Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.

Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.

Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper

market after work.

Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house) CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?

Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.

Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?

CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.

(an hour later)

Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!

CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?

Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.

Ca: So it is a complete big meal.

Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!

Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

幽默的英語(yǔ)短劇劇本篇二：孔雀東南飛--英語(yǔ)搞笑短劇劇本

焦仲卿johnny(j for short)

劉蘭芝lunch(l for short)

焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)

劉母lunch’s mother(lm for short)

太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)

強(qiáng)盜burglars(a b and c)

prologue 序幕

(j作被打狀跑上臺(tái),內(nèi)砸出一卷紙筒,j被打中,狼狽不堪)

j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小聲)while my wife is wusong.

譯：人人都說(shuō)我怕老婆，實(shí)際上我是老虎，（小聲）我妻子是武松。 (指著上臺(tái)處的門(mén)大聲道)i’m not afraid of you!

譯：我才不怕你呢！

(內(nèi)砸出一臉盆,j接住當(dāng)成盾牌護(hù)著頭)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her to be tenderer than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

譯：誰(shuí)怕誰(shuí)��！在鄰里中，我妻子是最有名氣的。她比我勇敢、比我聰明、比我強(qiáng)壯。我也不在乎這些。我只覺(jué)得她該對(duì)我溫柔些，但是她卻不懂溫柔！有這樣的太太就像活在地獄中��！

(內(nèi)又砸出一卷紙筒,擊中j)

my god! who can help me?(下)

譯：我的天！誰(shuí)來(lái)救救我��？

act1 第一幕

(序幕結(jié)束時(shí),jm作竊聽(tīng)狀)

jm(拄拐棍上):i can!

(對(duì)門(mén)內(nèi))lunch! lunch! where are you?

l(扎著圍裙,拿著鍋鏟,從門(mén)內(nèi)跳出來(lái)):i’m here! what’s up ，mum?

jm:i have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

l:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?

jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly. you have been so rude, so brusque,so lazy……

l:but……

jm:never interrupt me!

l:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny, i have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. i have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and……

jm: but all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!

l(生氣地?fù)]動(dòng)著鍋鏟):oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(開(kāi)始解圍裙)go and ask your son. i’m leaving!(扯下圍裙,扔在jm的臉上,下)

act2

(lm坐在臺(tái)上打毛線,l拿著鍋鏟上)

l: mum, i’m back!

lm: you are back?why? what happened?

l:i was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

lm(驚訝,但隨即露出幸災(zāi)樂(lè)禍的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on marrying that terrible johnny, i told you that he is ugly, stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. look at yourself……

l: but, mum……

lm: never interrupt me!

l: mum, i’m not interrupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? And i’ll marry whomever you want me to.

lm(大喜): nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market. he said, “if your daughter haven’t been married, i really really want to marry her!” now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)

l(驚愕): what? the mayor’s son? the most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (手中的鍋鏟掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)

act3

(j睡眼惺忪上)

j(邊走邊道): lunch! lunch! where are my socks?(走了幾步,在地上撿起襪子)here they are!(聞一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty! (突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起來(lái))oh, i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(撿起地上的圍裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. i have to cook for my mother and myself.

jm(上): where’s my breakfast? where’s lunch? hasn’t she got up yet?

j: mum, can’t you remember? lunch has gone!

jm(沉吟片刻): well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is useless. lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!

j(立正敬禮): yes madam!

act4

(j開(kāi)心地走著，忽然跳出來(lái)三個(gè)強(qiáng)盜)

a: hey you! stop and listen to us!

the road is built by me!(抬腳重重地踩在一塊大石頭上)

b: and i planted one tree!(亦抬腳踩在同一塊石頭上)

c: if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石頭，但踩到了a的腳)

ab&c: give us all your money!

j(搜遍了每一個(gè)口袋，掏出1角硬幣):is 1mao enough?

(三強(qiáng)盜暈倒?fàn)睿�接著三人聚在一邊商�?

a: what bad luck! this guy is broken!

b: if we cannot rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!

c: i heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry miss liu lanzhi next month. we can go and rob the wedding!

a&b: good idea!

j(驚訝): what? what? lunch is going to get married? it’s impossible!

ab&c: why? a pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

j: but lunch is my wife! we haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意) i’ve got an idea! you are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? i’ll go with you. you take the money and i take the bride.

b: have you got any experience?

j: no. but i’ve got this!(j脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書(shū)＄1，000，000) act5

(轉(zhuǎn)眼已到了婚禮之期．ms意氣風(fēng)發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，j蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺(tái))

(j和三強(qiáng)盜躍至臺(tái)中)

abc&j: hey you! stop and listen to us!

a: the road is built by me!

b: and i planted one tree.

c: if you want to go by this street---

j: give us all your money!

(l聽(tīng)到j(luò)的聲音，掀起了蓋頭)

l(驚喜萬(wàn)分): johnny!(不顧一切地飛奔到j(luò)的身邊并躲到了的身后)

(ms大怒，揮拳向j打來(lái)．j矮身一躲，ms打中了j身后的l，l暈倒) j(火冒三丈): how dare you beat my wife!（揮拳向ms沖去）

(j與ms混戰(zhàn)，jm上，以拐杖擊暈ms)

(j將ms胸前的新郎標(biāo)志扯下戴在自己胸前) j(扶起l，關(guān)切地問(wèn)):honey, how are you? l(哭狀): i hurt a lot!

j: don’t cry baby. i’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下) l(起身去追):wait for me! (跑下)

幽默的英語(yǔ)短劇劇本篇三：搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本.1doc

搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》 旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous sword

搞笑英語(yǔ)話劇劇本《 荊珂刺秦王》

旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman劍客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.

Action I

太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫(huà)外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對(duì)觀眾） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?

阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming.

太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）

太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世紀(jì)最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

阿三：Yes.

Action II（《十面埋伏》中劉德華&金成武決斗時(shí)的音樂(lè)）

荊軻

Are you Li mochou?

李莫愁

Yes.

荊軻

OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.

李莫愁

Are you challenging me?

荊軻

Off course! 聳聳肩表示同意

莫愁

Come on!

音樂(lè)起

兩人沖上前來(lái)

“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，兩刀砍死你啊。。。�！� 李莫愁倒地

荊軻大笑

李莫愁痛苦狀：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?

荊軻: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （贏

一個(gè)人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）

李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right. 軻再次大笑

太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荊柯：Sure!

太子丹：How are you?

荊柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

太子丹暈倒

荊柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（畢恭畢敬）May I have your name card, please? 荊軻從兜里掏出一卷紙，上面寫(xiě)著：

To be or not to be, that's a question.

阿三：Hero，we need your help.

荊柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荊柯：I am very busy now!

阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?

荊柯：I am very very busy now!

阿三(手指上場(chǎng)的美女，激動(dòng)狀): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荊柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!

阿三：What? What’s the TCM?

荊柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

觀眾甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .

太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

荊柯（激動(dòng)）：Slimming減食療法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？難道你真的想要嗎??

荊柯(誠(chéng)懇狀) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you. 太子丹與阿三（撞胯，擊掌）Yeah!

Action Ш（《大話西游》主題曲響起）

荊珂挽著妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.

阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.

荊珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends

太子丹：I will miss you, baby.

（太子丹，阿三下。停頓。《泰坦尼克號(hào)》主題曲起，荊軻與妻子做Jack和rose

在船頭的經(jīng)典造型，忽然荊軻看到一個(gè)美女——此時(shí)一個(gè)中國(guó)古典美女經(jīng)過(guò)，向荊軻拋媚眼，并拋下定情手絹。荊軻高興的盯著美女看，妻子發(fā)覺(jué)不對(duì)，扭過(guò)頭來(lái)。）

荊珂（急忙收斂）：Darling, I love you.

妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救贖》）

荊珂(流淚) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都會(huì)愛(ài)著你，選自《飄》)

妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you. 荊珂（欲走還留，執(zhí)子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克號(hào)沉船時(shí)，Jack對(duì)Rose的傾訴）.

妻子:"I promise."

荊軻:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."

（荊軻的發(fā)音和jack很像，所以加了一些《泰坦尼克號(hào)》的臺(tái)詞。） 妻子努力擠出幾滴眼淚，

荊珂上船，漸漸遠(yuǎn)去

妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never?? Never?? 妻子(掏出手機(jī)撥號(hào)，阿三接手機(jī))： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.

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