英語演講幽默

英語演講幽默篇一：勵志又幽默的英語演講稿

我寫的搞笑的英文演講稿

once god came up two me & granted me a dream to be realize. i asked 4 world

peace. that’s impossible, he said.有一次上帝來到我面前答應了實現(xiàn)我一個夢想。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他

說。

then i asked him to give you brains. he said, let me try world peace. 然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧�！逼�二：幽默勵志演講稿幽默勵志演講稿

勵志演講稿：愛崗敬業(yè)，從我做起鐘澄清如果你是一滴水，你是否滋潤了一寸土地；如

果你是一線陽光，你是否照亮了一分黑暗；如果你是一顆螺絲釘，你是否永遠堅守你的崗位。

這是雷鋒日記里的一段話，它告訴我們無論在什么樣的崗位都要發(fā)揮最大的潛能，做出最大

的貢獻！其實，奉獻對于任何一個人都不苛刻，不能長成參天大樹做棟梁之材，不妨做一棵

小草為大地獻上一絲新綠；不能像海洋用寬闊的胸懷擁抱百川，又怎么不可以是一條小溪滋

潤孕育我們的土地；不能成為天之嬌子，何不傳承愛崗敬業(yè)的精神，為教育事業(yè)的發(fā)展做出

應有的貢獻呢？人生在世，總要有個目標，總要有個發(fā)展方向，再說的樸實點，是人就得要

有個謀生的依托，既然把教育事業(yè)作為終身的職業(yè)，就要把自己的理想、信念、青春、才智

毫不保留的奉獻給這一莊嚴的選擇。就像魚兒愛大海，就像蜜蜂愛鮮花！我們該怎樣體現(xiàn)這

份愛，怎樣表達這種情呢？我會義無返顧的選擇敬業(yè)，將敬業(yè)作為一種習慣。有句口號說的

好：不愛崗就下崗，不敬業(yè)就失業(yè)！愛崗敬業(yè)說的具體點就是要做好自己的本職工作，把一

點一滴的小事做好，把一分一秒的時間抓牢，教育好每一位學生，解答好每一位學生的提問，

上好每一節(jié)課，記錄好每一位學生的進步，用愛感染學生，用心溫暖學生，把滿腔教師的熱

情無私地舒發(fā)。古人說：不積跬步，無以至千里；不善小事，何以成大器。從我做起，從小

事做起，從現(xiàn)在做起，這就是敬業(yè)，這就是愛崗！沒有任何借口，扎扎實實做好本職工作。

當你接到領導交辦工作的時候，是討價還價推三阻四，還是盡職盡責努力完成；當你在工作

中遇到困難和挫折的時候，是等待觀望半途而廢，還是自我激勵攻堅克難無往而不勝呢？當

你覺得晉級升遷沒有達到期望值的時候，是牢騷滿腹，怨天尤人，還是自我反省加倍努力厚

積而薄發(fā)呢？總之，接人待物，為人處世，你是喜歡拿著放大鏡百般挑剔找外因，還是常常

拿著顯微鏡自我剖析找內(nèi)因呢？也許有人會說，人之初，性本惰，能修煉到默默奉獻無怨無

悔的境界，古往今來能有幾人？我要說：非也！放眼現(xiàn)實，大到整個社會，小到我們的學校，

甚至我們教研組，都不難發(fā)現(xiàn)，越來越多的人正在默默的奉獻著。講到這里，我想談談自己

在工作中的一些事情，今年是我最不平凡的一年，暑假因跟一位鄭公塔名叫田文云的學生約

好，第二天去她家面談。但是當晚學校停電，天氣炎熱，無法 入睡，直到4點多來電才上床睡覺。早晨8點醒來，發(fā)現(xiàn)所有的領導老師都下鄉(xiāng)招生去

了，我多么想好好休息一天呀。但責任和信譽讓我毅然發(fā)動汽車，向城外駛?cè)�，誰知不幸的

事情發(fā)生了，造成了嚴重的交通事故。在身陷囹圄45天之后，我迅速調(diào)整心態(tài)投入到工作中。

學校給我安排了3個班的英語，我毫無怨言，接著又安排我一個班的班主任，我毫不推辭地

馬上進入角色，我完全以一個主人翁的態(tài)度對待我的工作，把自己當做天有大廈的一塊磚，

哪里需要就往哪里搬！一段精彩的樂章需要全體的樂隊成員集中精力、步調(diào)一致；一個成功

的企業(yè)同樣不可缺少的是團隊合作、眾志成城！作為一名普普通通的教師，我希望不僅要奉

獻自己的全部智慧和熱情，更希望和廣大同仁團結起來，人人都為學生付出一點愛，讓我們

變成千百學生的家長,讓學校擁有美好的春天。輕輕地，我來了，我想收獲的是一片綠葉，你

卻給了我整片森林；我要回報的是無私奉獻，希望森林更加生機盎然！優(yōu)質(zhì)教學服務的呼聲

震響大地，新一輪解放思想的熱潮已經(jīng)掀起，我們必須肩負起愛崗敬業(yè)這一傳統(tǒng)而又嶄新的

使命。我的觀點：愛崗敬業(yè)，從我做起。讓我們凝聚起粉筆天使的翅膀，載著師德師風的佳

話飛入千家萬戶，讓天有高中的旗幟在鄂東大地高高揚起！篇三：勵志英語演講 勵志英語演講

yes, yes, yes, it’s a new day, it’s a different day, and it’s a bright day!

and most importantly, it is a new beginning for your life, a beginning where you are

going to make new decisions, take new actions, make new friends, and take your life

to a totally unprecedented level! in your minds eye, you can see clearly the things you want to have, the paces

you intend to go, the relationships you desire to develop, and the positions you aspire

to reach.

you can hear your laughters of joy and happiness on the day when everything happens

as you dream.

you can see the smiles on the people around you when the magic moment strikes.you can feel your face is getting red, your heart is beating fast, and your blood

is rushing all over your body, to every single corner of your being!you will no longer fear making new sounds, showing new facial expressions, using

your body in new ways ,approaching new people, and asking new questions. you will live every single day of your life with absolute passion, and you will

show your passion through the words you speak and the actions you take.you will focus all your time and effort on the most important goals of your life.

you will never succumb to challenges of hardships.you will never waver in your pursuit of excellence. after all ,you are the best,

and you deserve the best!as your coach and friend, i can assure you the door to all the best things in

the world will open to you, but the key to that door is in your hand. you must do

your part, you must faithfully follow the plans you make and take the actions you

plan, you must never quit, you must never fear. i know you must do it, you can do

it, you will do it, and you will succeed! now stand firm and tall, make a fist, get

excited, and yell it out:

i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed! i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed! i must do it! i can do it! i will do it! i will succeed!篇四：勵志英文演講稿there is a poem written by langston hughes hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die,

life is a broken-winged bird. that can never fly.

hold fast to dreams, for if dreams go, life is a barren field,frozen with snow. how beautiful it is. yes, we shouldn’t give up our dreams.

we shouldn’t give in to the large pressure on the way to realize our dreams.how shall we do? robert h. goddard gave us the answer, “it is difficult to say

which is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and reality of

tomorrow” youth is not a time of life，it is a state of mind; it is not a matter ofrosy cheeks, red lips and supple knees， it is a matter of the will, a

quality of the imagination, a vigor of the emotions.it is the freshness of the

deep springs of life.

youth means a tempera-mental predominance of courage over timidity, of the

appetite for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more

than a boy of 20. nobody grows old merely by a number of years. we grow old by deserting our ideals. years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul. worry,

fear, self-distrust bows the heart and turns the spring back to dust. whether 60 or

16, there is in every human being’s heart the lure of wonder, the unfailing childlike

appetite of what’s next and the joy of the game of living. in the center of your

heart and my heart there is a wirelessstation: so long as it receives messages of beauty, hope, cheer, courage and power

from men and from the infinite, you and i will remain young. when the aerials are down, and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and

the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old, even at 20, but as long as your aerials

are upto catch waves of optimism, there is hope you may have young heart at 80. 青春不是生命的一瞬，它是一種自然的心境；青春不是如花的臉龐、鮮紅的嘴唇和健康

柔潤 的雙腿，它是一

種意志、想象、精力，更是生命中那生機勃勃的春天。 青春是沖動的勇敢而不是懦弱,青春是挑戰(zhàn)的欲望而不是安逸的生活。即使年過花甲,仍

壯心不已.沒有人癡長

百歲,而伴隨著的是我們拋卻幻想,錘煉生活的經(jīng)歷。歲月讓我們的皮膚起了皺紋,但缺乏激情會讓我們的靈魂萎縮。焦慮、恐懼、缺乏自信則

讓心稽首，更讓心靈

的青春塵封

無論60歲還是16歲，我們每個人都有著天生的好奇心、孩子般刨根追底不厭其煩的渴

求欲望、幻想游戲人生

的生活方式。在你我心中有著心靈的默契：只要我們的心還能從人們的身上和大自然的

懷抱中感受到美麗、

希望、快樂、勇氣和力量，那么我們依舊年輕無限。當幻想破滅，而你憤世嫉俗，對生活充滿悲觀情緒，那么你已經(jīng)老了。即使在20歲的時

候，只要你積極樂觀的追求你心中的幻想，一直到永遠，那么你在80歲的時候仍有一顆永保

青春的心。

英語演講幽默篇二：三分鐘幽默英語演講

my chinese dream

我的中國夢

i am very glad to stand here to give thier a short speech.today my topic is that the youth are the future of motherland

很高興站在這里做這篇短小的演講，我演講的主題是青年是祖國的未來。

在準備英語演講比賽的時候，我本想簡單地從網(wǎng)上搜索一些文章作為我演講的內(nèi)容。我看過很多文章，有著名主持人的、北大教授的、大學生的，也有初中生的。但是看完之后，我放棄了當初的想法，我甚至為當初的想法感到有一些羞愧。因為今天我站在這里向大家演講的主題，是一個莊重而嚴肅的主題；是一個充滿榮耀與自豪的主題；是每一個中華兒女共同期盼的主題。每個人都有屬于他們自己的中國夢，而我，當然也有一直縈繞在心懷只屬于我的中國夢。

so what?s my chinese dream ? finally i will announce.

we had learned a lot of knowledge and understood a lot of truth in the book. we had a basic concept to our country at that time. we know that our country is full of sunshine , and we are the future of our country, and our dreams are to be the hope of our motherland.

我的中國夢是什么樣的？先賣個關子。

記得剛剛上學那會兒，我們天真無邪。在課本里，我們學到了很多很多知識，也明白了很多很多道理，我們對祖國也有了一個最基本的概念。我們知道我們的祖國到處充滿陽光，正在慢慢發(fā)展，而我們，就是祖國未來的花朵，未來的希望。我們夢想將來能夠成為祖國的希望。

這，是我們最初的中國夢。最真誠的我們，最真誠的夢。

但是，不知道什么時候開始，我們長大了，生活似乎一下子變得和以前不太一樣了，與此同時，雖然我們很不想承認但是卻又不得不承認的是，我們的思想，我們的為人處世觀，我們對我們祖國的看法，也潛移默化中慢慢開始了轉(zhuǎn)變。我們的社會變得到處充滿欺騙、冷漠、勾心斗角、壓力、腐敗、險惡，我們變得暴躁，不冷靜，憤世嫉俗。我們的國家，似乎也開始變得千瘡百孔。而好多我們親愛的祖國委以重任培養(yǎng)的青年學生們變得輕浮、急躁，更別提什么夢想，什么中國夢了？

are we sick, or is our dear motherland sick?

我很驚訝，當大街上有老人摔倒，我們不敢再去扶起；我很難過，當有人做了好事被報道，更多的人說他做作；我很傷心，當我看到我們眾多的青年人變得冷漠、市儈、欺詐以及缺乏理想。

到底是我們病了，還是我們親愛的祖國病了？

i dont want to talk about the construction of our country politics, and

also speak impassioned speech on the diaoyu island event .i just want to appeal young people,showing the side of youth,good and confidence.we must learn to organize our own thoughts, correct our own concept, and change our direction to the right side in future life. china dream actually lies in our young generation, especially of the intellectuals.

我的中國夢，不想大談政治，也不想對釣魚島事件發(fā)表慷慨激昂的演講。我只想呼吁，呼吁我們年輕人，呼吁我們祖國的希望能夠?qū)⑽覀兊那啻阂幻�，將我們的善良一面，將我們的自信一面好好展現(xiàn)出來。我們要學會整理自己的思想，端正自己看問題的觀念，擺正自己的人生方向。我們的中國夢實際上正掌握在我們自己手上，掌握在我們年青一代，尤其是知識分子手上。

也許，一個人，是渺小的；但是當他和祖國聯(lián)系起來時，就是偉大的。也許，一個夢想，是渺小的，但是當它成為祖國的夢想時，就是不可估量的。也許，我無法用自己一個人的力量撬起整個中國，但是我們千千萬萬年輕人一起為祖國的夢想去奮斗時，我們的祖國就足以令世界顫抖、動容。

i dream to construct our beauty china with millions of young people who have the same dream. we do it without exaggeration but only with persistence.

我夢想和萬千具有相同夢想的年輕人去建設我們的美麗中國，沒有虛浮，只有執(zhí)著，只有奮斗，只有勇于擔當。這就是我的中國夢！

that is my speech,thanks everyone.

我的演講就到這里，謝謝大家。

we are the world ,we are the future

世界是我們的，未來是我們的

someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i don?t know who wrote these words, but i?ve always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.

一些人說?我們正在讀一本無窮的書中的第一章的第一節(jié)。?我不知道誰寫了這些話，但是我一直很喜歡它，因為它提醒了我，我們能夠創(chuàng)造我們想要的未來。

we are young. “how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful

question. to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, it?s a state of mind. it?s not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. it?s the matter of the will. it?s the freshness of the deep spring of life.

我們都是農(nóng)夫。如果我們播下好的種子，我們將會豐收。如果我們的種子很差，有很多草籽，收割的將是無用的莊稼。如果我們什么也不播種，什么收獲也沒有。

youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over

timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. this often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . nobody grows old merely by a number of years . we grow old by deserting our ideals. years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .

我們是年輕的。?怎樣度過青春??這是個有意義的問題。為了去回答它，我首先要問?從‘青春’這個詞中你能理解到什么?? 青春不是人生的一個時期，而是精神的一種狀態(tài)。青春不是桃面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志，。青春是生命的深泉在涌流.

whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being ?s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what?s next and the joy of the game of living . in the center of your heart and my heart there?s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so l

ong as you are young .

a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an

hour. several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture. i learnt a lot there. i?d like to share it with all of you. let?s show our right palms. we can see

three lines that show how our love.career and life is. i have a short line of life. what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way. well, let?s make a fist. where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands. it is held in ourselves.

一位詩人說?從一粒沙看世界，從一朵花看天堂，把無限放在你的手掌，永恒在一剎那里收藏?。幾天前，我有了一個聽講座的機會，從中我學到了很多東西�，F(xiàn)在，我想把這些與大家共享。讓我們伸出右手，我們可以看到手掌中的展示我們的愛，事業(yè)和生活的三條線。我在生活方面這條線很短，那你們的呢?我想知道我們是否可以用這種辦法去看我們的未來。好的，讓我們一起握拳。我們的未來在哪兒?我們的愛、事業(yè)和生活在哪兒?告訴我!是的，它們就在我們的手中。它們被我們自己掌握著。

we all want the future to be better than the past. but the future can go better itself. don?t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. from the past, we?ve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. we?ve learnt that we can?t choose how we feel, but we can choose what篇二：幽默英語演講小短文(2分鐘的)

as food is to the body, so is learning to the mind. our bodies grow and muscles develop with the intake of adequate nutritious food. likewise, we should keep learning day by day to maintain our keen mental power and expand our intellectual capacity. constant learning supplies us with inexhaustible fuel for driving us to sharpen our power of reasoning, analysis, and judgment. learning incessantly is the surest way to keep pace with the times in the information age, and an infallible warrant of success in times of uncertainty.

學習之于心靈，就像食物之于身體一樣。攝取了適量的營養(yǎng)食物，我們的身體得以生長而肌肉得以發(fā)達。同樣地，我們應該日復一日不斷地學習以保持我們敏銳的心智能力，并擴充我們的智力容量。不斷的學習提供我們用不盡的燃料，來驅(qū)使我們磨利我們的推理、分析和判斷的能力。持續(xù)的學習是在信息時代中跟時代并駕齊驅(qū)的最穩(wěn)當?shù)姆椒�，也是在變動的世代中成功的可靠保證。

一旦學習停止，單調(diào)貧乏的生活就開始了。視學校為汲取知識的唯一場所是種常見的謬誤。相反地，學習應該是一種無終止的歷程，從生到死。由于世界一直快速地在變動，只要學習停頓數(shù)日就將使人落后。更糟的是，蟄伏在我們潛意識深處的獸性本能就會復活，削弱我們追求高貴理想的意志，弱化我們掃除成功障礙的決心，而且扼殺我們凈化我們?nèi)烁竦挠�望。缺少學習將不可避免地導致心靈的停滯，甚至更糟地，使其僵化。因此，為了保持心理年輕，我們必須將學習當作一生的事業(yè)。

2．heavy schoolwork【課業(yè)繁重】

in my opinion, the schoolwork now being assigned to high school students is too heavy. while it is true that students need to study, they need other things as well if they are to grow into healthy and well-rounded adults. high should be allowed more time for play. playing is not wasting time, as some think. it gives them physical exercise, and also exercise their imagination. which tends to be stifled by too much study. finally, the pressure put on high school students by excessive schoolwork can cause serious stress, which is unhealthy physically and mentally. i do not advocate the elimination of schoolwork. i do think, however, that a reduction of the current heavy load would be beneficial to students and to the society as a whole.

我認為目前高中生的課業(yè)實在太重了，雖然說學生的確應當念書，但是要想長大成為健全的人，他門還需要一些其它的東西，所以應該給高中生較多從事娛樂的時間。娛樂并不如

某些人所想的，是在浪費時間，它可以讓學生鍛煉身體，發(fā)揮被繁重課業(yè)扼殺的想象力。此外，繁重的課業(yè)加諸在高中生身上的壓力可能引起嚴重的情緒緊張，這對身心都有害。我并非主張廢除學校課業(yè)，但是我認為減輕目前繁重的課業(yè)對于學生和整個社會都是有益的。

3．time【時間】

lost time is never found again. this is something which i learned very clearly last semester. i spent so much time fooling around that my grades began to suffer. i finally realized that something had to be done. it was time for a change.

now i have a new plan for using my time wisely. i have set my alarm clock ahead half an hour. this will give me a head start on the day. i have also decided to keep a log of what i do and when i do it. looking back on what i’ve done will give me some ideas on how to reorganize my time. 時光一去不復返，這是我上學期清楚學到的教訓。我浪費很多時間四處游蕩，以致于我的成績開始退步。最后我終于了解到我必須有所作為；該是痛改前非的時候了。

現(xiàn)在我有一個明智運用時間的新方法。我已將鬧鐘早撥半小時，這將使我這一天的作息提前開始。我也決定將我所做的一切及做這些事的時間記錄下來�；仡櫸宜�做的事情會啟發(fā)我如何重新安排我的時間。

4．work and play【工作與娛樂】

what i usually do to relax after school is jogging and seeing movies. usually i dont spare time for exercise, but i value the physical education class at school. jogging several rounds in the field certainly relieves the days pressure. on weekends, ill catch the morning movie for my visual enjoyment. i feel revived and energetic for another weeks work-load.

工作與娛樂并不互相沖突，事實上，它們之間的關系還相輔相成。有句格言說：「整日工作而沒有休閑娛樂，會令人變得沉悶乏味�！贡还ぷ髦負鷫旱么�不過氣來的生活，將使你一事無成，因為你將對一成不變的例行公事感到厭煩。由另一方面來說，適度的娛樂活動能提供各種管道，來渲泄你被壓抑的情緒，減輕單調(diào)生活中的緊張與不悅。

放學之后，我最常做的休閑活動，便是慢跑與看電影。通常我并不特地撥出時間來做運動，但是我很重視學校的體育課。在操場上慢跑幾圈，無疑地可以減輕一天的壓力。在周末時，我都去看早場電影，享受視覺饗宴。如此一來，我將有如再生般的充沛活力，去面對下一星期的工作量。

5．my first job【我的第一份工作】

my first job was at a cramming school. it was three years ago when i just graduated from junior high school and finished the entrance examination. since i had nothing to do that summer, i decided to find a job, tasting the joy of independence.i was responsible for answering the telephone and taking the message. i worked eight hours a day, six days a week. the work was not difficult nor heavy to me and i guess i did well. the most delighted thing was perhaps that i could spend the money i earned all by myself.

我的第一份工作是在一家補習班做事。那是三年前我剛從國中畢業(yè)，考完聯(lián)考時的事了。既然我那整個夏天都閑著沒事，倒不如找份差事，嘗嘗獨立賺錢的快樂。

我負責接聽電話且紀錄留言的工作。我一天工作八小時，一星期工作六天。那份工作對我而言既不困難亦不沉重，所以我想我還滿稱職的。而最令人快樂的事大概莫過于花全部由自己賺來的錢了！

6．my favorite sports【我最喜愛的運動】

sports help everyone to keep healthy, happy, and efficient. so i pay special attention to games, especially table-tennis. table tennis is my favorite game. i play it almost every day.

table-tennis is an ideal game us because it brings the whole body into action. it strengthens our muscles, expands our lungs, promotes the circulation of the blood, and causes a healthy action of the skin. besides, it is very amusing and does not cost us much money. table-tennis is very

moderate; it is not so rough as football. it is an indoor game and can be played even on rainy days. thus, it is my favorite kind of exercise.

運動能幫助每一個人保持健康、快樂和有效率。所以我特別重視運動，特別是桌球，桌球是我最喜歡的運動。我?guī)缀趺刻焱妗?/p>

桌球?qū)ξ覀兌�言，是一項理想的運動，因為它可以使我們?nèi)�身運動，它可以增強我們的肌肉，擴張我們的肺部，促進血液循環(huán)，并且使肌膚產(chǎn)生健康作用，此外，它很有趣而且所費不多。桌球是相當溫和適中的，它不像足球那么粗野。它是一種室內(nèi)運動，甚至在下雨天也能玩。因此，桌球是我最喜愛的一種運動。篇三：三分鐘英語演講稿

家推薦一篇優(yōu)秀的3分鐘英語演講稿的范文，供大家學習！

good evening ,ladies and gentlemen:

晚上好，女士們，先生們：

非常感謝你傅聰來選擇在這樣一個寒冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關于選擇和process.a研究表明，一個人必須作出的選擇73一一天，如此眾多的選擇，有一天，人們?nèi)菀谆煜�，因此害怕作出錯誤的選擇，他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來，下面的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒有絕對的對錯選擇，但精彩或乏味的生活，這使得該進程的差異。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永遠不知道下一步你會得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定，并為自己的成就，但他取得巨大成功與他堅強的意志的進程。這個過程是不是道路本身，而是態(tài)度和感情，謹慎，勇氣和毅力，我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一個例子，我改變了我的主要當我成為一個研究生。經(jīng)過選擇，天已經(jīng)嚴厲的me.i無法理解新的經(jīng)驗在所有。因為他們是密切相關的數(shù)學，我的教訓面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，這是很好的機會，我的經(jīng)驗新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己，我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個通道和reorgonized我的生活。漸漸地，我能理解一些地方，甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學

interesting.moreover ，我學到采取行動而不是抱怨�；叵肫饋恚�選擇沒有留下任何痕跡在我的腦海，但幸福和痛苦的過去4個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)驗，我的生活。

無論選擇是，享受這一過程。在這個過程中，您可能會得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn)，改善和進步將來找你。這些都是最美麗的風景，只有道路上能看到it.these讓您的生活多姿多彩。 沒有必要，我donnot要判斷是否正確或錯誤，我來這里，但我祝賀我自己，因為我增益和享受這美妙的經(jīng)驗。因此，我親愛的朋友們，永遠不會擔心您的選擇和享受的過程。我相信你會得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你選擇到這里來。謝謝您!

ideal society。

英語演講幽默篇三：三分鐘英語演講稿幽默

幽默英語演講稿

love your mother

愛你的母親

why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你為什么哭?一個小男孩問他的媽媽. because im a woman, she told him. 因為我是女人,她告訴他.

i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答

his mom just hugged him and said, and you never will, but thats o.k........ 媽媽擁抱了他說,你永遠也不會明白,但沒關系...later the little boy asked his father, why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后來小男孩問他的父親媽媽為什么似乎在無緣無故的哭泣? all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都會

常常沒有原因地哭泣,這是他的父親唯一可以解釋的...the little boy grew up and

became a man,

still wondering why women cry. 等到小男孩長大,成了男人的時候, 他仍然奇怪媽媽為什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why

do women cry so easily?

最后他把這件事禱告給上帝,他問上帝,為什么女人容易哭泣?god answered...... 上帝回答:

when i made woman,

i decided she had to be special. i made her shouldersstrong enough to carry

the weight of the world, yet, 當我創(chuàng)造女人的時候,我決定把她造的很特別,

我讓她的雙肩強壯的足以能夠承擔整個世界,但是, 卻讓她的雙臂溫柔的足夠去安慰他人... i gave her the inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection

even from her own children.我給她內(nèi)在的力量去忍受生產(chǎn)的劇痛, 也讓她有勇氣承受無數(shù)的傷害,甚至這些傷害有時會來自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows her

to keep going and take care

of her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without我給她頑強,讓她能夠不斷地前進, 并且照顧自己的家人和朋友,甚至當每個人都放棄的時候,她卻能夠堅強地在疾病和勞累之時毫無怨言... i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances.

even when her child has hurt her badly.... she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell

a teenagers anxieties and fears....我給她內(nèi)心的敏感,讓她在任何環(huán)境下都深愛著自己的孩子.甚至在他們深深傷害她的時

候．．．

她用那特別的力量，讓年幼孩子的在受傷的時候感到安慰，也能夠讓年輕的子女消除緊

張與恐懼．．．

i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faultsand i fashioned

her from his rib to protect his heart....我給她力量關心她的丈夫，盡管他會犯錯．我用男人的肋骨創(chuàng)造了女人，使女人可以保

護男人的心臟．．．

i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes

tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.... 我給她智慧，讓她知道一個好丈夫永遠不會傷害他的妻子，但有時候會試煉她堅定的永

遠跟隨自己丈夫的能力與決心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to use

whenever needed and

it is her only weakness....when you see her cry, tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因為這些種種的困

難，

我也同樣賜她流下眼淚，

這是當她在需要時可以使用的，這是她唯一的軟弱之處．．．當你看到她哭泣的時候，告訴她你有多么地愛她，

告訴她她為所有人所做的一切，即使這樣她可能還是會哭泣，但你會使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!

please send this to women you know, and those with mothers,sisters, and special

women in their lives.

她是獨特的！

請把這個信息傳遞給你認識的女人， 有母親，姐妹和特別的女性在他們生命里的人．

but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing

a woman is.篇二：3-5分鐘英語演講稿(30篇)最好英語演講稿匯總3——5分鐘英語演講稿匯總（30篇）

六、 周怡雪，19歲，上海i believe in our future

honorable judges, fellow students:good afternoon!

recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the

beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support

ourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we

be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country? the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need

for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply for each

other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week,

thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a

contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives.

we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our

future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates.

though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we

have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities.

we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education

we have received to make our world a better place. i believe in our future.

我對未來充滿信心

尊敬的評委，各位同學：下午好！

最近，社會上有一場很激烈的爭論。大學生是一種稀有特權的享有者，在很棒的地方接

受高等教育。但是，我們能面對挑戰(zhàn)而無所畏懼嗎？我們能夠改善他人的生活嗎？我們能夠

承擔建設祖國未來的重任嗎？懷疑論者說大學生是被寵壞的一代，一丁點挫折都受不了。但是他們錯了，我所看到的

大學生正在努力的學習獨立生活。我們互相幫助打掃衛(wèi)生，一起上街砍價購物，一起參加兼

職工作來賺零花錢。

懷疑論者說我們除了成績什么都不關心，從而忽略了性格的培養(yǎng)。但是，他們又錯了。

我們彼此關心，我們向往自由，我們珍惜公正，我們追求真理。上個星期，很多我的同學去

驗血，為了給患血癌的孩子貢獻自己的力量。 作為大學生，我們是處在人生分水嶺的青年。我們都面臨一個重要的選擇：懷疑人生還

是相信自己，每一種都會給我們的人生帶來重大的影響，甚至影響我們祖國的未來。我相信

我們的同學們，雖然我們依然缺乏經(jīng)驗，甚至有些志氣，但是我相信我們有勇氣和自信來面

對生活的挑戰(zhàn)并承擔我們的責任。我們正努力準備接受新的任務，用我們所學習的知識將世

界變得更美好。我對我們的未來充滿信心。大學生英語演講稿17 change the ingredients of your life 十七、 王晨，20歲，安徽

change the ingredients of your life if kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is

added, you will have an enemy. if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have

a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp.so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you

will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and

hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest.改

變生活的味道

這是一杯白開水，平淡無味，對吧？可是加上點糖呢，他嘗起來會有甜味；如果加的是

蘇打水，味道就會變苦。人生同樣如此——個中滋味在于我們的選擇。善待他人，你會擁有朋友；但如果充滿惡意，則會多個敵人。將愛賦予一堆紅磚，你會

擁有一個家；用仇恨來澆鑄這堆紅磚，就會鑄成一座集中營。 因此親愛的朋友們，不要抱怨人生乏味，世間無望。不喜歡生活的味道，那就換一換生

活的調(diào)料吧！

三年前，我重達100多公斤，這給我?guī)�來了很多尷尬和挫折：體育課老是不及格，總被

女孩們嘲笑，更不敢當眾發(fā)表意見。幸而由于祖母的鼓勵，我不在消極人生，而是充滿自信。

她曾經(jīng)說過：“孩子，如果體形無法改變，為什么不把它看做自己獨特的風格呢？” 我開始

這樣來審視人生，通過改變生活的視角，我信心大增地去改變我的人生，很快就發(fā)現(xiàn)一個嶄

新的世界。

朋友們，將信念，希望，愛意和忍性溶入生命，你就會找到自信，克服缺點，迎接人生

新的挑戰(zhàn)。最后我的演講包括在內(nèi)，希望你會看到一場精彩的演講比賽。 大學生英語演講稿16 十六、 楊穎，21歲，海南when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit into

the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and

respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people

may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it.

to learn to tolerate what you personally don’t like is a great virtue at a time when

different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western

cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will

converge into the vast sea of human culture.right now, i can see peoples of eastern and western cultures, standing side by

side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together

we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you! 讓我們共同感受東西方的融合吉卜林說過:東方是東方，西方是西方，二者永不相聚。但是一個世紀后的今天，東西方

相匯了! 它們相聚在經(jīng)濟領域，它們相聚在教育領域，它們相聚在藝術的殿堂。有人爭論說:

這種融合需要我們在東方和西方之間做出選擇，但我卻堅信最美好的未來在于東方和西方創(chuàng)造性的融合。我們可以將西方的思想，觀念和技術變?yōu)槲覀冏约核�用的東西。我

喜愛京劇和河南豫劇，因為它們經(jīng)常使我想起自己是誰。但我也熱衷于流行音樂，特別是英

文歌曲。于是我將東方的旋律和西方的語言結合到了一起，它叫做西方版的河南豫劇。 當兩種文化相結合的時候，也許一方的文化中的某些東西不適應另一方的傳統(tǒng)文化。當

此種情況出現(xiàn)時，我們需要試著理解并接受另一種文化中的風俗習慣。然而，也許有些東西

你并不喜歡，對于此，我可以說，如果你不喜歡它，請試著去容忍它。當兩種文化融合的時

候，試著去容忍你個人不喜歡的東西是一種美德。在我們面前有兩條河流，東方文化和西方文化。現(xiàn)在，它們也許正朝著不同的方向流去。

但是最終它們將匯合到人類文化的海洋里。就在此時此刻，我看見東方和西方的人肩并肩的站在一起，高唱奧林匹克主題曲:我們手

拉手，心靠著心，共同創(chuàng)造美好的明天!大學生英語演講稿英語風采大賽半決賽選手自備演講賞析(大學成人組) 十五、 黃揚，21，福建farewell, indifferencewho was the most well-known figure in china last month? it’s ma jiajue—the

college student who murdered 4 of his roommates. many people attributed his crime

to his poverty and deficient education. in my opinion, his crime also has much to

do with his classmates’ indifference.indifference is a terrible disease in today’s colleges and the whole society.

it’s not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never

spoken to each other. it’s not rare that a student who has been absent from class

for several days is not noticed at all. it’s also not rare that a student who has

severe psychological problems is not cared about at all.some people may say ‘what the students with psychological problems like ma jiajue

need is not care but psychotherapy.” however, when people are ill, what they need

most is not only medical treatment, but also care from people around them. every smile

and every caring word will bring sunshine to their life.篇三：三分鐘英語演講稿 家推薦一篇優(yōu)秀的3分鐘英語演講稿的范文，供大家學習！good evening ,ladies and gentlemen: 晚上好，女士們，先生們：非常感謝你傅聰來選擇在這樣一個寒冷夜晚.今天我的話題是關于選擇和process.a研

究表明，一個人必須作出的選擇73一一天，如此眾多的選擇，有一天，人們?nèi)菀谆煜�，因�?/p>

害怕作出錯誤的選擇，他們毫不猶豫地并最終錯過了真正的生活的一部分。在我看來，下面

的部分是更重要的不是選擇。沒有絕對的對錯選擇，但精彩或乏味的生活，這使得該進程的

差異。

生活是一盒巧克力，你永遠不知道下一步你會得到。阿甘正傳作出任何決定，并為自己

的成就，但他取得巨大成功與他堅強的意志的進程。這個過程是不是道路本身，而是態(tài)度和

感情，謹慎，勇氣和毅力，我們作為我們遇到了新的經(jīng)驗和意想不到的障礙。以自己作為一

個例子，我改變了我的主要當我成為一個研究生。經(jīng)過選擇，天已經(jīng)嚴厲的me.i無法理解新

的經(jīng)驗在所有。因為他們是密切相關的數(shù)學，我的教訓面前只字不提。然而密集的信念，這

是很好的機會，我的經(jīng)驗新思想和新的挑戰(zhàn)我自己，我依然存在。我要求幫助每一個通道和

reorgonized我的生活。漸漸地，我能理解一些地方，甚至發(fā)現(xiàn)數(shù)學interesting.moreover ，我學到采取行動而不是抱怨�；叵肫饋�，選擇沒有留下任何痕

跡在我的腦海，但幸福和痛苦的過去4個月成為一個難忘的經(jīng)驗，我的生活。無論選擇是，享受這一過程。在這個過程中，您可能會得到啟發(fā)和新發(fā)現(xiàn)，改善和進步

將來找你。這些都是最美麗的風景，只有道路上能看到it.these讓您的生活多姿多彩。沒有必要，我donnot要判斷是否正確或錯誤，我來這里，但我祝賀我自己，因為我增益

和享受這美妙的經(jīng)驗。因此，我親愛的朋友們，永遠不會擔心您的選擇和享受的過程。我相

信你會得到一些新的和有趣后，今晚你選擇到這里來。謝謝您! ideal society。

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