幽默感英文

幽默感英文篇一：英語中的幽默

淺談?dòng)⒄Z中的幽默

摘要:本文歸納了英語中的幽默類型,探討英語中的幽默的表達(dá)

方式及其功能,旨在進(jìn)一步提高我們對(duì)英文作品的賞析。

關(guān)鍵詞:幽默類型 功能

一.引言

幽默普遍存在于各民族的文化和語言之中,并帶著本民族濃厚的

文化烙印。文化底蘊(yùn)深厚的英格蘭民族,其歷史傳統(tǒng)、意識(shí)形態(tài)、

風(fēng)俗習(xí)慣、思維方式、行為模式等文化構(gòu)建中均表現(xiàn)出幽默的特質(zhì)。

本文旨在對(duì)英語中幽默的表達(dá)形式進(jìn)行探討,并試圖從心理學(xué)和社

會(huì)語言學(xué)的角度來分析幽默語言的功能。

二.英語幽默主要表達(dá)形式

按幽默在交際中所發(fā)揮的作用來劃分,可把幽默分為雙關(guān)(pun)幽

默型,反語(irony)幽默型,邏輯(logic)幽默型和黑色(black)幽默

型等。、

(一)雙關(guān)(pun)幽默型

雙關(guān)是一種修辭。雙關(guān)幽默是利用英語語言的中許多同形多義或

音同而義不同的詞語,有意識(shí)地將其意思表達(dá)附著雙重意義。在交

際中,我們借助這種修辭手段可以造成一種滑稽、幽默的效果,這是

一個(gè)人智慧和才能的體現(xiàn)。而這種表達(dá)形式的幽默常常表現(xiàn)在談話

中。

例1. money is not everything. there’s mastercard and visa.

幽默感英文篇二：幽默英語：20條英語段子

【第一條】

Examination and many children, so that the number of honest learned cheating. 考試害了多少個(gè)孩子，讓多少誠(chéng)實(shí)的孩子學(xué)會(huì)了作弊。

【第二條】

For beautiful eyes, on the line, and told myself, my wife than they were.

對(duì)于美女，看兩眼就行，轉(zhuǎn)身告訴自己，我老婆比她們都好。

【第三條】

Did you find, those who hate you, looks very ugly.

你有沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)，那些討厭你的人，長(zhǎng)得都特別丑。

【第四條】

Since I will play QQ, I found my pinyin is getting better and better, the study did not have this effect.

自從會(huì)玩QQ后，我發(fā)現(xiàn)我拼音越來越好了，讀書都沒這效果。

【第五條】

I have a flirt with hot chicks ability, but he is a girl.

我空有一身泡妞的本事，可惜自己是個(gè)妞。

【第六條】

I do not smoke cigarettes, is not lonely, second-hand smoke!

我抽的不是煙，也不是寂寞，是二手煙！

【第七條】

Examination of people rely on strength, and I rely on the rich imagination.

考試有人靠的是實(shí)力，而我靠的是豐富的想象力。

【第八條】

Abroad: Thought and ability is the key, the domestic: relationship and can run. 國(guó)外：思想和才能才是王道，國(guó)內(nèi)：關(guān)系和馬屁才能橫行。

【第九條】

The teacher said to hear and fine, I know he's salary.

聽到老師說又要開始罰錢，我就知道是他工資花完了。

【第十條】

The man called the romantic love rich, rich in the coquettish woman.

男人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)流，女人情史豐富那叫風(fēng)騷。

【第十一條】

One, two people, three person is to fight at outrance.

一個(gè)人快活，兩個(gè)人生活，三個(gè)人就是你死我活。

【第十二條】

Grandpa Mao said, not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying. 毛爺爺說，不以結(jié)婚為目的的搞對(duì)象都是耍流氓。

【第十三條】

Brother, you have to face the resolution is good?

大哥，把你臉上的分辨率調(diào)低點(diǎn)好嗎？

【第十四條】

In heaven there is no white out the pie, but white out the bricks.

天上沒有白掉的餡餅，倒有白掉的磚頭。

【第十五條】

Ideals are like the pants, have, but not everyone can go to prove that you have! 理想就像內(nèi)褲，要有，但不能逢人就去證明你有！

【第十六條】

More to their fucking great time also can not compare with idiot years.

再多各自牛逼的時(shí)光 也比不上一起傻逼的歲月。

【第十七條】

Thinking of how far, how far you roll; light how fast, how fast you roll.

思想有多遠(yuǎn)，你就滾多遠(yuǎn)；光速有多快，你就滾多快。

【第十八條】

Chinese two big characteristics: one, don't love the truth; two, do not want to hear the truth.

中國(guó)人就兩大特點(diǎn)：一，不愛說實(shí)話；二，不愛聽實(shí)話。

【第十九條】

You look very Chinese, very dedicated, very backbone.

你長(zhǎng)的很愛國(guó)，很敬業(yè)，很有骨氣。

【第二十條】

Germany is the only woman, I think I must be too mean.

女子無才便是德，我想我一定是太缺德了。

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幽默感英文篇三：英語幽默句子

幽默的英語句子

1) Money is not everything. There?s Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

2) One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?3)Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要節(jié)約用水，盡量和女友一起洗澡。

4)Love the neighbor. But don?t get caught.

要用心去愛你的鄰居，不過不要讓她的老公知道。

5)Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每個(gè)成功男人的背后，都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人的背后，都有兩個(gè)女人。 6)Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

7)The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。

8)Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞，他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚（聯(lián)系）。

9)Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

10)Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就象照片，需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng)。（老外也保守，要摸黑辦事，哈哈）

11)Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外，后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。

12)"You

r future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "

現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來"，所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。

13)There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應(yīng)該有更好的方式開始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來。

14)"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

"努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡！"不過我不會(huì)用自己去證明。

15)"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

"工作好有意思耶！"尤其是看著別人工作。

16)God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神決定了誰是你的親戚，幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地。

17)When two?s company, three?s the result! 兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的，三個(gè)人才是！

18)A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng)，它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。

19)The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

學(xué)的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘記的越多，忘記的越多，知道的越少，為什么學(xué)來著？

1.國(guó)外有個(gè)節(jié)目采訪lord of ring（指環(huán)王）里面那個(gè)小哈比人時(shí)，他講了個(gè)冷笑話：Q: a deer, has no eyes, what's its name？（一只鹿，沒有眼睛，應(yīng)該叫什么？）

A: I don?t know ,what is it？（我不知道，該叫什么？）

Q: no eye deer……(no idea)（沒眼睛鹿……沒主意（英語口語的諧音））

agian, a deer has no eyes, no legs, what's its name？（那么，一只鹿，沒眼睛，也沒有腿，該叫什么？）

A: I don?t know, what's it then？（我還是不知道，應(yīng)該叫什么？）

Q: still no idea……”（還是沒眼睛鹿（用了諧音））

2.某次英文考試有兩道題目：

1）我穿上外套，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)第一個(gè)扣子掉了。

2）他聽見電話鈴響，就過去接了電話。

正確答案應(yīng)為：

1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.

2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.

但是某生的答案是：

1）Shit!

2）Hello?

3老師在黑板上寫了一句：Time is money，并讓同學(xué)們翻譯。

有名學(xué)生答道：“湯姆是瑪麗�！�

4小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?

老師說：Go ahead.

小明就坐了下來。過了一會(huì)兒，小明又跟老師說：May I go to the toilet?

老師說：Go ahead.

小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學(xué)于是忍不住問：你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎？怎么不去？小明說：你沒聽老師說「去你個(gè)頭」啊！

5某日劉洪濤遇到外賓，上前搭話曰：I am hongtao liu．

外賓曰：我他媽還是方片七呢！

6江青會(huì)見外賓，要求翻譯要嚴(yán)格按她的意思翻，不許走樣。

外賓一見到江青，立刻拍馬屁道："Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful."

翻譯照翻，江青心花怒放，嘴上還要謙虛一下：“哪里，哪里”。

翻譯不敢怠慢，把江青的話翻成英文："Where? Where?"

外賓一愣，還有這樣的人，追問哪里漂亮的，干脆馬屁拍到底："Everywhere, everywhere."翻譯：“你到處都很漂亮�！�

江青更高興了，但總是要客氣一下：“不見得，不見得”。

翻譯趕緊翻成英文："You are not allowed to see, you are not allowed to see."

7一對(duì)熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感，于是對(duì)著男友說：“SAY ?I LOVE YOU!!?SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!”

男的答道：“IT!”

8某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語，終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞，

忙說：I am sorry.

老外應(yīng)道：I am sorry too.

某人聽后又道：I am sorry three.

老外不解，問：What are you sorry for?

某人無奈，道：I am sorry five.

9某男，亦粗通英文，至使館，有表要填，有一欄是：Sex，該男思之久已，毅然下筆：“Once a week”。

簽證官觀后暴笑，曰：“This item should be filled in with male or female.”

該男頓時(shí)赧顏，思之，填下“female”，官楞之，曰：“shouldn?t it be male?”

男急釋曰：“I am a normal man, so I have sex with female.

和“Kiss”有關(guān)的詞匯

kiss-ass n.馬屁精,諂媚者, 奉承

kiss good-bye 吻別, 放棄,失去

kiss of death n.死神之吻，乍看有益但會(huì)導(dǎo)致毀滅的行為

kiss of life n.生命之吻

kiss of live n.口對(duì)口人工呼吸

kiss of peace [宗] 接吻禮,團(tuán)結(jié)友愛的接吻

kiss the rod v.甘心受罰

kiss the post v.吃閉門羹；為時(shí)過晚

blow a kiss 飛吻

vacuum kiss 真空吻（*ing the air out of one?s partner?s mouth and lungs）

French kiss 法式接吻（kiss with your mouth open and your tongues touching）Platonic kiss 柏拉圖之吻（short kiss on the check for greeting）

Smooch v/n 熱吻

Peckn 匆匆輕吻

經(jīng)典英語繞口令

1. Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned.

2. Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.

3.Please, Paul, pause for applause.

4.“Shall I show you the shop for shoes and shirts?” Shirley said to shelly.

5.Do you agree, if you are free to come to tea with me by the sea?

6.Paul called from the hall that he had slipped on the floor and couldn't get to the door.

7.I'd buy my ties before the price begins to rise.

8.A snow-white swan swam swiftly to catch a slowly swimming snake in a lake.

9.It is a fine thing to sing in Spring, I think.

10.Famine and failure faced the frightened farmer.

11.I am amazed it is a craze these days to dance to music of Jazz.

12.In winter the weather in Wales is wild

13.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

14.Mike likes to write by the nice bright light at night.

15.Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

英語諺語500句 （A:51--100）

51)A man becomes learned by asking questions.

不恥下問才能有學(xué)問。

52)A man can do no more than he can.

凡事都應(yīng)量力而行。

53)A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.

一心不能二用。

54)A man is known by his friends.

什么人交什么朋友。

55)A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. 光說空話不做事，猶如花園光長(zhǎng)刺。

56)A man without money is no man at all.

一分錢難倒英雄漢。

57)A merry heart goes all the way.

心曠神怡，事事順利。

58) A miss is as good as a mile.

失之毫厘，差之千里。

59)A mother's love never changes.

母愛永恒。

60)An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

一天一蘋果，不用請(qǐng)醫(yī)生。

61) A new broom sweeps clean.

新官上任三把火。

62) An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.

以眼還眼，以牙還牙。

63) An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.一日之計(jì)在于晨。

64) An old dog cannot learn new tricks.

老狗學(xué)不出新把戲。

65) An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom. 聰明才智，不如運(yùn)氣。

66) An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

預(yù)防為主，治療為輔。

67) A rolling stone gathers no moss.

滾石不生苔，轉(zhuǎn)業(yè)不聚財(cái)。

68) As a man sows, so he shall reap.

種瓜得瓜，種豆得豆。

69) A single flower does not make a spring.

一花獨(dú)放不是春，百花齊放春滿園。

70)A snow year, a rich year.

瑞雪兆豐年。

71) A sound mind in a sound body.

健全的精神寓于健康的身體。

72) A still tongue makes a wise head.

寡言者智。

73) A stitch in time saves nine.

小洞不補(bǔ)，大洞吃苦。

74) A straight foot is not afraid of a crooked shoe.

身正不怕影子斜。

75) A wise head makes a close mouth.

真人不露相，露相非真人。

76) A word spoken is past recalling.

一言既出，駟馬難追。

77) A year's plan starts with spring.

一年之計(jì)在于春。

78) A young idler, an old beggar.

少壯不努力，老大徒傷悲。

79) Bad news has wings.

好事不出門，壞事傳千里。

80) Barking dogs seldom bite.

吠犬不咬人.

81) Beauty lies in the love's eyes.

情人眼里出西施。

82) Be swift to hear, slow to speak.

聽宜敏捷，言宜緩行。

83) Better late than never.

不怕慢，單怕站。

84) Better to ask the way than go astray.

問路總比迷路好。

85) Between friends all is common.

朋友之間不分彼此。

86) Birds of a feather flock together.

物以類聚，人以群分。

87) Blood is thicker than water.

血濃于水。

88) Blood will have blood.

血債血償。

89) Books and friends should be few but good.

讀書如交友，應(yīng)求少而精。

90) Business is business.

公事公辦。

91) Business is the salt of life.

事業(yè)是人生的第一需要。

92) By reading we eich the mind, by conversation we polish it.讀書使人充實(shí)，交談使人精明。

93) Cannot see the wood for the trees.

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