幽默與笑話投稿

幽默與笑話投稿篇一：艱難投稿路

艱難投稿路

發(fā)布時(shí)間： 14年12月12日 14:32:07 點(diǎn)擊率：121 來(lái)源： 勝利學(xué)校 作者： 李雅文

經(jīng)常聽(tīng)人抱怨道：“投了也不給用，不知三江信息港想要什么……”起初出于完成任務(wù)，后來(lái)出于愛(ài)好，這一年來(lái)我一直堅(jiān)持寫(xiě)稿，感覺(jué)這條寫(xiě)稿、投稿的道路確實(shí)很艱辛，我也曾有過(guò)和別人一樣的想法。

作為寫(xiě)作愛(ài)好者，每天習(xí)慣做的一件事，就是打開(kāi)電腦走進(jìn)《建三江信息港》，把寫(xiě)好的稿件投上去，然后，品讀《米都文化》里的美文，從中尋找靈感，吸取精華，在《旅游手記》里暢游祖國(guó)錦繡河山，在《景觀介紹》里領(lǐng)略北大荒如畫(huà)風(fēng)景，在《三江資訊》及《教育衛(wèi)生》里了解周圍的人和事，使新聞報(bào)道做到更新、更特、更吸引眼球。為了潤(rùn)色一篇好文章，不但閑下來(lái)的時(shí)候想，而且，看電視的時(shí)候想，吃飯的時(shí)候想，躺在床上睡不著的時(shí)候想，一有靈感了馬上記錄下來(lái)，有時(shí)，為找好文章的切入點(diǎn)，為了選好材，為了一句話而冥思苦想，有時(shí)也為了應(yīng)付，為了急于求成，不去潛心造句，不去用心斟酌，草草寫(xiě)完就投上去。結(jié)果，凡是用心、投入地去寫(xiě)的文章無(wú)一落空的，由此可見(jiàn)，寫(xiě)文章需用心，用心做了這件事，收到了較好的回報(bào)，連續(xù)十幾篇都中稿了，增加了我投稿的信心。

然而，沒(méi)有常勝將軍，前段時(shí)間，連續(xù)十幾篇稿件都被拉到了回收站，有的死的更慘，連尸首都沒(méi)了，和那些投了幾篇不中就再也不寫(xiě)了的人一樣，我沮喪過(guò)，失落過(guò)，可我從來(lái)沒(méi)有想過(guò)放棄，我不甘心，業(yè)余時(shí)間仍徜徉在字里行間，我將被叛了死刑的稿件從題目到選材，從每一段落到每一個(gè)句子反復(fù)讀、反復(fù)品，修改后再投上去，陸續(xù)都將它們救活了，失落的心得到了安慰，從中品嘗了寫(xiě)作帶來(lái)的樂(lè)趣。每天，戴著老花鏡，用笨拙的手指敲打著鍵盤(pán)，在文字的世界里尋找我的快樂(lè)。由此可見(jiàn)，寫(xiě)文章需要堅(jiān)持，持之以恒地做這件事，最終會(huì)有收獲的。

最初投稿時(shí)，中稿了就欣喜若狂，沒(méi)中就很懊惱，這種狀態(tài)下，寫(xiě)作成了一種負(fù)擔(dān)，搞的自己很累，經(jīng)過(guò)一年多的勵(lì)練，我能夠以平常心態(tài)對(duì)待寫(xiě)稿、投稿，中了固然好，沒(méi)中也不泄氣，大不了從頭再來(lái)，就當(dāng)是給自己寫(xiě)的，把寫(xiě)作的過(guò)程當(dāng)做是一種享受，結(jié)果中稿率反而上升了，由此可見(jiàn)，寫(xiě)文章需要調(diào)整好心態(tài)，以平和的心態(tài)做這件事，最終會(huì)達(dá)到不平常的效果。即使這條寫(xiě)稿、投稿的道路艱難，我決心一直走下去

幽默與笑話投稿篇二：投稿與編輯的交流

審稿狀態(tài)查詢!

（1）作者: zyzhousic 發(fā)布日期: 2006-4-24查看數(shù): 95出自: http://emuch.net

背景:JAP論文投稿兩個(gè)月了,沒(méi)有任何消息,我和主編之間的交流.

1. 兩個(gè)月過(guò)去了,沒(méi)有任何消息.

我的Email:

Dear editor in-chief:

Thank you very much for your attendance on our manuscript JR*-**,

entitled "*******". I am sorry to trouble you here, and I want to

know the status of it, since it had lasted for about two months after the

submission.

Best wishes.

Sincerely yours,

****

2.一周后, 主編回了Email

Dear Dr. ***,

Your manuscript is with the editor for more potential referees, due to the first four referee's declining to review your manuscript.

Thank you,

***

3.四周后,審稿狀態(tài)為"Editorial Evaluation", 但是這個(gè)狀態(tài)維持了一周,我又沒(méi)有得到任何消息,不知道是被拒還是要小修,于是我再次Email主編:

Dear editor in-chief:

Thank you very much for your attendance on our manuscript JR****, entitled "*****". I am sorry to trouble you again, and I get to know the current status is Editorial Evaluation. But I am eager to know the reviewers comments about it since it had lasted for 3 months after the submission. Best wishes.

Sincerely yours,

*****

4.又過(guò)了一周,終于受到了主編的Email:

Dr. ***,

I will try to send the decision letter out today.

***

5.但是,我又等了一周,依然沒(méi)有收到所謂的decision letter;我有點(diǎn)FT了,就給主編再次Email: Dear ***:

I have been looking forward to your

reply for about a week, but I haven't received the decision letter. I'm wondering whether you have sent it out.

Thank you.

***

6.這次,不到兩個(gè)小時(shí),主編就回Email了:

Dear Dr. ***,

We are waiting for the new edited report from the referee.

His personal information was on the report.

***

7.隨后,不到20分鐘,我就收到了JAP的decision letter:

Dear Dr. ***,

Your manuscript, referenced below, has been reviewed for publication in Journal

of Applied Physics. I am pleased to inform you that it has received a positive

review.

****

JAP

8. 幾乎在收到decision letter的同時(shí),主編又給我Email:

Dr. ***,

I have just processed the “decision letter” with the edited report.

Thank you,

***

可以說(shuō),這篇文章花了近4個(gè)月的時(shí)間,主要是前2個(gè)月沒(méi)有找到合適的評(píng)委.我個(gè)人認(rèn)為如果早點(diǎn)聯(lián)系的可能會(huì)快點(diǎn)的.總之,有什么問(wèn)題,盡量及時(shí)跟主編聯(lián)系,一般的都會(huì)及時(shí)回信的.

希望我的個(gè)人經(jīng)驗(yàn)?zāi)芙o大家有點(diǎn)幫助.

(2) 馬上快放寒假了，我有一篇論文投英國(guó)礦石、冶金、材料協(xié)會(huì)的期刊Materials Science and Technology，2007年12月4日投稿的，至今快7個(gè)星期。前天，我以“寒假在即”為理由，給主編發(fā)郵件催稿，郵件如下：

Dear Editor:

Please excuse me for taking some of your time.

I submitted a manuscript entitled “。 。。�！� (Ref. No. 。。) to Materials Science and Technology about 7 weeks ago. I do not know whether it is a proper time to contact you regarding the review process. However, I will start a one-month winter holiday from the end of this month. During this period, I will have few opportunities to access Internet. I wonder whether I can receive the reviewer’s comments before my holiday. If so, I can do some further work regarding the paper during the holiday.

Thank you very much for your time and consideration.

Wish you a happy new year!

Sincerely yours,

。。。。。

當(dāng)天主編回信給我：

Dear Dr 。。,

Your paper was sent to a reviewer on 4th December 2007. I will send him a reminder, and as soon as we receive his report we will be in touch with you. I hope there will not be much further delay before you hear from us.

Kind regards

John W. Martin

今天晚上，我收到了主編的來(lái)信，是關(guān)于審稿意見(jiàn)的：

Dear Dr. 。。

We have now received reviewers' comments on the above submission. I am pleased to tell you that the work is found to be of interest and is likely to be suitable for publication in Materials Science and Technology, subject to your consideration of some points which have been raised. These are detailed in the comments below.

We look forward to receiving a revised version of your paper, prepared in the light of these comments, by 23/03/2008.

When resubmitting, please indicate briefly your response to the reviewers' comments. These should appear in a document uploaded separately with the revised manuscript.

Thank you for submitting your work to this journal.

With kind regards

The Editor

Materials Science and Technology

我個(gè)人覺(jué)得：以正當(dāng)?shù)睦碛�，委婉地向主編催稿，�?duì)于加快審稿速度，還是可行的

投稿信舉例：

Dear Dr．：

Enclosed are three copies of a manuscript by Rose N ．Dipaola，Donna A．Gallo，and Tom N．Roberts titled“Hepatitis C Virus Infection in Long-Term Transfusion Patients”．It is submitted to be considered for publication as a“Original Article" in your journal．This paper is～•Neither the entire paper nor any part of its content has been published or has been accepted elsewhere ．It is not being submitted to any other journal．

We believe the paper may be of particular interest to the readers of your journal because the study it reports stated the HCV infection rate among long-term transfusion patients is higher than that of the general population and of short-term transfusion patients．

Correspondence and phone calls about the paper should be directed to Rose N．Dipaola at the following address，phone and fax number，and e-mail address：

Rose N ．Dipaola，MD

Institute of Internal Medicine

Cleveland Clinic Foundation

9500 Euclid Ave．

Cleveland，OH44195，USA

Tel：1-216-444-5360

Fax：1-216-444-9580

E-mail：dipao＠cesmtp ．ccf. Org

Thanks very much for your attention to our paper．

Sincerely yours，

Rose N．Dipaola

如何回復(fù)修稿信件模板

Dear Editor,

We are pleased to answer the questions of the reviewers’ and the manuscript (Manuscript number…) has also been extensively revised according to the comments (resubmitted online). Question #1:

Answer:

Question #2:

Answer:

Best wishes,

Sincerely yours,

Name

在修回時(shí)，最頭痛的是如何滿足個(gè)別reviewer的“不可實(shí)現(xiàn)”的要求。我建議主要是引用理論和文獻(xiàn)加以解釋，作到精練有邏輯有說(shuō)服力。畢竟，寫(xiě)比做還是要簡(jiǎn)單些。效果嗎，就要看個(gè)人的寫(xiě)作能力和編輯的心情了。當(dāng)然，你能補(bǔ)數(shù)據(jù)和你有時(shí)間補(bǔ)數(shù)據(jù)的例外。

Dear editor:

Thanks a lot for having reviewed our manuscript. Now we have revised the manuscript according to the reviewers’ comments. Most of the revisions are in the manuscript. Some explanations regarding the revisions of our manuscript are as follows.

Dear Prof. XXXX,

Thank you very much for your letter and the comments from the referees about our paper submitted to XXXX (MS Number XXXX).We have checked the manuscript and revised it according to the comments. We submit here the revised manuscript as well as a list of changes.If you have any question about this paper, please don’t hesitate to let me know.

Sincerely yours,

Dr. XXXX

Response to Reviewer 1:

Thanks for your comments on our paper. We have revised our paper according to your comments:

1. XXXXXXX

2. XXXXXXX

或

Dear editor:

Thanks a lot for having reviewed our manuscript. Now we have revised the manuscript according to the reviewers’ comments. Most of the revisions are in the manuscript. Some explanations regarding the revisions of our manuscript are as follows.

幽默與笑話投稿篇三：投稿注意

《理論探討》北大核心，南大核心。 幾乎每個(gè)人的投稿回復(fù)都是建議發(fā)增刊。正刊上不去。不管你是教授還是博士生，不信發(fā)發(fā)看，審稿倒是快。與之 類似的還有《華中師范大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》（春夏秋冬卷）《山西師范大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》（社科版）增刊當(dāng)?shù)馈?/p>

《生態(tài)經(jīng)濟(jì)》北大核心，C擴(kuò)展來(lái)源刊。收費(fèi)2000-3000不等。半年左右安排刊發(fā) 。習(xí)慣出增刊（5月10月兩期）。你打電話問(wèn)是不是正刊，人家模棱兩可說(shuō)讓你看知網(wǎng)自己了解。 《武漢金融》《西南金融》《金融與經(jīng)濟(jì)》都是北大核心。用稿幾乎不通知，得自己勤打電話問(wèn)。由基金最好，沒(méi)基金的慢慢等。2個(gè)月內(nèi)差不多出審稿結(jié)果。武漢的好像是系統(tǒng)平臺(tái)投稿，系統(tǒng)特別不好用。

《財(cái)會(huì)月刊》北大核心，EMAIL投稿，投稿時(shí)郵箱回復(fù)你投稿一個(gè)月后關(guān)注他們的網(wǎng)站，正刊錄用一般是有通知的，沒(méi)通知的大部分不用，少部分發(fā)�？�（其實(shí)是增刊）。

《會(huì)計(jì)之友》 北大核心， 現(xiàn)在投稿估計(jì)安排明年3月份了。本人12000字符的文稿，收費(fèi)5000元。由于心疼收費(fèi)，故此沒(méi)發(fā)。

《甘肅理論學(xué)刊》 單純的C擴(kuò)展來(lái)源。8000字符收費(fèi)2000元。由于時(shí)間來(lái)不及，問(wèn)是否可以加急 ，需多繳納加急費(fèi)1000元，因價(jià)格高，也未發(fā)。

《蘭州學(xué)刊》 單純的C擴(kuò)展來(lái)源。收費(fèi)1000+元。很怠慢作者的刊物，一般電話也沒(méi)人接。有很多代理在做這個(gè)刊物。

另外，根據(jù)各方消息，建議大家投稿以下北大核心刊物更要慎重《短篇小說(shuō).原創(chuàng)》3800字內(nèi)收費(fèi)4000元左右。《芒種》3800字內(nèi)收費(fèi)4000元左右�！蹲骷摇�4800字6000元。《山花》5500字4500元左右；《長(zhǎng)城》5500字內(nèi)收費(fèi)4000多元。其中前兩個(gè)可能14年北大評(píng)核心就不是核心了。

另外，《甘肅社會(huì)科學(xué)》雙核心。不是211、985高校博士學(xué)歷或者副教授以上職稱的別投了，博士生的極少見(jiàn)，就算能發(fā)也讓你自己保證能找到人大或者新華文摘等轉(zhuǎn)載才考慮給發(fā)�！秾W(xué)術(shù)論壇》雙核心，身邊都沒(méi)人發(fā)表成功過(guò)�！逗�北社會(huì)科學(xué)》北大核心、C刊擴(kuò)展，自己投稿幾次有幸被選中一次，收費(fèi)500元一個(gè)版 。湖北的另一個(gè)雜志《理論月刊》也是北大核心、C刊擴(kuò)展，同樣收費(fèi)500元一個(gè)版，審稿時(shí)間與《湖北社會(huì)科學(xué)》差不多�！段髂厦褡宕髮W(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》（人文社會(huì)科學(xué)版）投稿數(shù)月不給你消息的，偶爾給也是你去郵件查稿后很久給你回復(fù)說(shuō)稿子多不能用，你打電話問(wèn)，也說(shuō)積壓了很多稿子。建議你改投�！段鞑卮髮W(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》《新疆大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》《新疆師范大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》這幾個(gè)學(xué)報(bào)文科版建議也別投了。起碼政治的或者不是少數(shù)民族相關(guān)的不好發(fā)，其中《西藏大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》一般每稿不采用都給回復(fù)。后兩個(gè)一個(gè)字的回復(fù)都沒(méi)，電話都不通。

希望大家再跟帖補(bǔ)充。不道德不厚道的刊物。讓大家不要白等三個(gè)月浪費(fèi)了寶貴的時(shí)間。讓我們透明的了解一些期刊，建立我們的投稿戰(zhàn)線，希望我們提供的這些信息對(duì)大家有所幫助。

以下收審稿費(fèi)期刊：

《遼寧工程技術(shù)大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào).自然科學(xué)版》；《東南大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》（哲學(xué)社會(huì)科學(xué)版）；《安徽師范大學(xué)學(xué)報(bào)》（人文社會(huì)科學(xué)版）副教授以下職稱、博士生都收審稿費(fèi)……

有人跟帖說(shuō)收費(fèi)標(biāo)準(zhǔn)跟我這里公示的不一樣，可能每個(gè)文章收費(fèi)都不一樣，每個(gè)時(shí)期收費(fèi)也不一樣，就像

有的期刊，博士 副高不收費(fèi)，研究生收費(fèi)。有的是沿海地區(qū)的多收費(fèi)，中西部的少收費(fèi)……這是我經(jīng)歷的，不是誤導(dǎo)大家的。

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