英語幽默小短劇

英語幽默小短劇篇一：白蛇新傳譯(英語口語3人小短劇)(搞笑)(修改版)

出場：《千年等一回》的音樂（準備音樂）

小青：姐，這是哪兒呀？ Sister,where are we?

小白：容我找一下（拿出地圖尋找），現(xiàn)在在雷峰塔邊上，前面就是西湖了�。�準備地圖） Eh.Let me find the location on the map.Oh,Now we are at the edge of Leifeng Pagoda ,and the West Lake is near ahead.

小青：姐，這小地圖，找美國都費勁，你能找到西湖嘛？

Sister,the map is so small that it is hard to find America.Can you find the West Lake?

小白點頭。

Maybe.

小青：我姐這道行真深哪！不就是找個恩人嘛？累死了！

What a genius!We’re too tired for looking for the benefactor.And why you wanna marry him? 小白：謝他啊。小青，別著急！哎~~~~有個人來啦！�。�

To Thanks for saving my live.Qing,don’t worry!Ah,look at that man!He is coming!

小青：是的，他看起來很好吃，你想要煮湯呢還是燒烤呢？

Yes, He looks tasty!!!would you like boiled or baebecue?

許仙出場（放音樂，《渡情》）（準備音樂）

許仙念詩“鵝鵝鵝，曲項向天歌，白毛浮綠水，紅掌撥清波！”好詩啊好詩！

Goose goose goose ,singing crooked towards the sky , white hair floating on green water,red foot paddlling clear wave. Good poet! Really Good!

小青：姐，好吃，肯定好吃！

Good food!Good!

小白：青兒，不要粗俗了，看這位公子挺斯文的。

Qing,you are vulga,but the young man looks grace.

小青：姐,誰知道他是不是表里如一呢？ Sister,who knows whether he thinks and acts in the same way.

小白：那我們來考驗考驗他�。ㄈ渝X在許仙腳邊）（準備錢）

So we need test him.

許仙：哎！這是誰的錢呀？（看到倆人后走過來）作揖，姑娘，請問這是你們掉的錢嘛？ Oh,what’s this?whose is it?Ladies,is it your money?

小青：是的。

Oh!Yes！

許仙：我剛剛從地上撿的，還給你們！

I pick it up from the ground.Please take it back.

小白，小青：哦，非常感謝。

OK.Thank you very much.

（許仙轉身走開）

小白：這真是個誠實的人啊！

How honest he is!

小青：是不錯！但是，他是我們要找的恩人嘛？

Yes.But is he your benefactor?

小白：沒關系的，我去問問！啊，他要走遠了。

It’s no matter.I will make it clear. Oh,he goes far away.

小青：You don’t have to do that,I will help you.

和小白一起趕上，小青推許仙。

小青：Yo,man, Do you have girlfriend?

許仙驚恐，

小白（趕上,拉住小青道歉）：公子且留步，請問公子，怎么稱呼？您要到哪里去？ Sir,I’m sorry,but can I have your name?And where are you going?

許仙：姑娘，容稟�。。ǔ�：姓許名仙字漢文，祖籍錢塘有家門�。┎恢�二位姑娘名與姓，為何要來杭州城？

My name is Xuxian.I live in Qiantang.I’m going home.So,what’s your names?

小白：我是白素貞！

I am Bai Suzhen.

小青：我叫小青！我們是姐妹。

I am Xiaoqing.We are sisters.

許仙：請問姑娘們家住哪里呀？

Nice to meet you.Where are you living?

小青：西湖洞里！

The caves of West Lake.

小白：西湖洞，是個小區(qū)的名字！

It’s the name of a housing estate.

許仙(驚訝，疑惑)：哦，我先走了，我還有事！

Sorry,I’m busy.I have to go home.

小白：（沉思，發(fā)現(xiàn)他可能是那個人）且慢，公子，你還記得不明湖畔的夏雨荷么？…（惡搞狀）

Wait.Sir, whether you still remember Xia Yuhe from Da Ming Lakeside？

許仙：什么？

Pardon？

小青：白蛇

the white snake.

小白：請聽我講一個故事，記得，我還是條小蛇的時候，我很貪玩！有一天去山上玩耍！ Please let me tell you a story.When I was a mini-snake,I was playful.One day,I played on the hill. 小青：姐，你出去玩，不帶我！

Sister,why didn’t you take me outside?

小白：(低語)因為，那時候，你還太�。。ɡ^續(xù)對許仙說）：我趴在青青的草地上曬太陽，這時候，來了一頭牛，它踩住了我的尾巴！是公子你！救了我啊！所以我想謝你和嫁給你啊。（說快了，本來不想嫁了的，意識到口誤，捂嘴）

Because you were too small.I was basking in the sunshine ,lying on the green grass.Suddenly a bull came and stepped on my tail.Then you saved me.So I want to thank you and marry you. 許仙（毫不猶豫的打斷，快速接話）：原來是這樣！對，是我。我們結婚吧（興奮狀） I see.Yep,It’s me !Let’s get married now!

小青：（對小白），真的嗎？

Are you serious?

小白：不，他一點也不帥（對許仙）公子，你看，這天，開始下雨了！

Of course not.He is not handsome now!Oh.It’s raining.

許仙：風雨都不能阻止我們結婚！

No matter what happen, let ‘s married now! 小青：我有傘。

I have a umbrella.

小白：給他，然后跑。

Give it to him, and run.

小青給傘給許仙。然后兩人快速走。 許仙：說好的嫁給我呢？

HEY!SHUO HAO DE MARRY ME ne ?

小白，小青：“you got u wife in your hand!”

英語幽默小短劇篇二：英語短劇(三人)搞笑

改編自《兩小兒辯日》

(J:Jack P:Petter S:stranger)

獨白：The story happened in a sunny day.Two friends meet each other. J:Hi,nice to see you,Petter.

P:Nice to see you,Jack.It`s a good day ,isn`t it?

J:Yeah,I like sunny days.

P:Look,what`s this?

J:Oh,it`s our luck day.It`s 100 dollar.

P:Yes, it is.So what should we do to the money?Give it to uncle police? J:I don`t think so.I suggest one of us can have it.Since it is in my hand,so…

P:No ,I don`t think so.I think I find it first,I am the per(轉 載 于:www.zuancaijixie.com 蒲 公英文 摘:英語幽默小短劇)son that who should have the money.

J:Look at that person.Why don`t we ask him to judge it for us. P:I agree.

J:Hello,could you please do us a favour?

S:Ofcourse.What`t up?

J:Here is the thing,……

S:Isee.It`s really a hard question.Let me think.en…OK,I get an idea.Now I`ll give you one question and the one who can give the correct answer that can have the money.What do you think?

P:Why not.

J:Let do it.

S:Now you must listen to me carefully.Look at the sun,it`s beautiful isn`t it?And it`s very far from us.So my question is when is the sun farther away from us,in the morning or at noon?You first.

P:It`s easy.As we can see,in the morning the sun is very big and at noon it become smaller.So,the answer is at noon

J:That is the most stupid answer I have ever heard.As we can feel ,in the morning it`s cool and at noon it`ll be very hot.That is because the sun is farther away from us at morning.

爭吵

S：OK.Stop.Stop.As a matter of fact,each of your answer is incorrect.I think the range is the same.

P:Are you crazy?Let me tell you something?(到一邊，拿出50美元)If you make me win,it`s yours.

S:(think for a while).It`s a deal.(回到原地) I am sorry,I made a mistake just now.I`ll correct my answer.Petter is right.The answer is at noon.

J:What?We need to talk.(拉路人到一邊)I did not catch your mean clearly.Could you say it again?

S:The sun isfarther away from usat noon.So you are wrong.

J:(打過路人)Did you change your mind?

S:No…Oh yes.You are right.Obviously,he was wrong.

(一起回去)

P：What`s wrong with your face?

J:清嗓子

S:I just fall over by accident,nevermind.And let`s go back to the question ,I think it over and over again.Finally I believe Jack is right.You were wrong.

J:(Jack從petter手中搶過錢)Then it`s mine.(kiss it) It`s nice to meet you ,petter.Goodbye.

P:What?Don`t go.(jack下) What`s wrong with you?

S:I `m sorry,Ijust…..

J:Give me my money,now.

(路人拿出錢，jack一把搶過來，生氣地走了)

S：（jack走后，路人掏掏口袋發(fā)現(xiàn)）Where is my own 100 dollar.Give me my money.(追jack)

完

英語幽默小短劇篇三：英語戲劇·有趣英語小短劇

英語短劇

六（3）班 劉靖怡

開場前四人在幕前介紹自己：

A：乞丐A: Hello, I am a beggar.

【乞丐：你好，我是一個乞丐。】

B：商人B: Hello, I am a businessman.

【商人：你好，我是一個商人�！�

E：椅子E: Hello, I am a chair.

【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子�！�

F：記者 F: Hello, I am a reporter.

【記者：你好，我是個記者�！�

劇本正文：

A: Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread. I am hungry to die.

【A：先生，先生！請給我一片面包。我快餓死了�！�

B: Get away, get away, dirty man.

【B：走開，走開，骯臟的人�！�

A: But?sir?Please listen to me！

【A：但是?先生的?請聽我說！】

E: Oh，Man are always very tired.

【E：唉，男人總是很煩。】

E: Sir! You lost your wallet! You can be a little smarter?

【E：先生！你丟了錢包！你能聰明一點嗎？】

F: Good morning, everybody. I saw a very weird thing——a chair opens its mouth. Now, I will interview the two Witness.

【F：早上好，各位。我看到了一個非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子說話了�，F(xiàn)在，我將采訪兩個目擊者�！�

B: The chair can speak! Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言亂語)

【B：這椅子能說話！怪事！怪事！】

F: I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad. We needn't take notice of him. Let me interview the other man. “Hello, sir. Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

【F：我很抱歉的告訴你，這個男人已經(jīng)瘋了。我們不用去理會他。讓我采訪的其他人。你好，先生。你能告訴其他人，為什么你不告訴他他的錢包丟了嗎？】

A: I'm sorry, I don't know how to speak‘錢包’ in English.

【A：對不起，我不知道用英語如何說“錢包”。】

F: Dear audience, through this thing we can learn that how important is to learn about a foreign language. Is that all right, chair?

【F：親愛的觀眾，通過這件事我們可以得知，重要的是如何學習外語。是嗎，椅子？】 E: Yes, yes!

【E：是的，是的！】

ABCD:Don't believe us, it is just a fairly tale�。ㄋ娜苏九�+謝幕）

【ABCD：不要相信我們，它只是一個童話！】

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