幽默英文話劇

幽默英文話劇篇一：有趣的英語話劇

有趣的英語節(jié)話劇

育才小學 五年級一班 張家寧

為了提高我們的英語對話能力，學校特地為我們開展了“英語演講比賽”﹑“英語十佳歌手比賽”﹑“英語節(jié)話劇”等活動。其中，趣味無窮的英語節(jié)話劇雖然結束幾天了，但那一幕幕有趣的畫面，時時在我的眼前浮現(xiàn)！

那是上一周的星期三下午，我們迫不及待地來到比賽場地。場地上彩旗飄揚，歌聲嘹亮，到處洋溢著節(jié)日的氣氛！雖然我們班的節(jié)目沒被選上，但同學們還是興奮得滿臉通紅，一個個摩拳擦掌，躍躍欲試！

首先出場的是四一班，他們用精煉的語句贏得了全場的歡呼聲與掌聲，場地上叫聲此起彼伏：“四一班，四一班！”這時，臺上傳來了六二班不屑一顧的聲音。難道他們能比四一班演得更好嗎？我心想。大家七嘴八舌地議論著，紛紛猜想著六二班的節(jié)目。

“Quack! Quack!”，一只“老母鴨”披著紅頭巾，提著一只花籃，在我們的哄笑聲中慢慢地走上了場�！袄夏给啞币粨u一擺地走過去，輕輕地撫摸著她的“蛋”，又俯下身子溫暖著“蛋”。不一會兒，一只小鴨子出世了，兩只小鴨子出世了，三只，四只??四只小鴨子不停地叫喚：“Mum,!Mum!Mum！”只有一顆蛋沒有破。“太陽”和“月亮”交替地升起，幾天過去了，蛋殼終于裂開了，鉆出一只黑乎乎臟兮兮的“丑小鴨”�！案绺缃憬恪眰兌枷铀�臟，嫌她丑，像躲瘟疫一樣躲著她，“丑小鴨”傷心地哭了，她明白了，這個家不屬于她，她默默地離開了??她走啊走，來到一個湖邊，她看到一群白天鵝正展翅高飛，他們的翅膀拍打著湖面，長長的脖子高高地昂著，身姿是那樣美麗！“丑小鴨”驚呆了，她的心里好羨慕啊!她拍著自己的小翅膀一遍遍地練了起來。冬去春來，終于，“丑小鴨”脫下來“灰衣服”，穿上了潔白的“連衣裙”，她昂著高高的脖子展翅高飛??這時，音樂停了，場下靜極了， 連掉根針都能聽得見。突然，場上爆發(fā)出雷鳴般的掌聲，我們情不自禁地歡呼起來！

正當我們準備為六二班帶上勝利的光環(huán)時，卻不料場上殺出一匹“黑馬”來——六一班。 “大獅子”黃寶森一聲吼叫：“I’ m hungry! Wheve is my food!”聽到這兒，我們會心一笑，知道又有好戲看了�！靶—{子”李冬薇撒嬌似的纏著“老爸”：“Dad, I’ m hungry! Wheve is my food!” “大獅子”意味深長地說：“Dear daughter, you are a big kid,you can finding food yourself!”說完就走了�！靶—{子”開始了她的覓食之路。一路上，有時會遇到好心的朋友，他們慷慨解囊，給她好吃好喝，可有時就不那麼順利了，好幾天都吃不上食物。她默默地對自己說：“Success belongs to the persevering!”有一天，一只猴子見到“小獅子”，嚇得屁滾尿流，奪路而逃，連手中的蘋果也扔了�！靶—{子”嘗了嘗，味道還不錯，帶回家和“大獅子”分享了起來??這部話劇剛演完，同學們就激烈地議論起來：“這個話劇雖然簡單，但寓意深刻，它告訴我們一個道理：干什么事情都必須堅持！所以，六一班肯定贏了！”“那不一定，勝負難料！”??

直到今天，比賽的成績雖然還沒有出來，但大家似乎已經(jīng)忘了比賽的結果，還沉浸在英語話劇給大家?guī)�來的喜悅之中。哈！有趣的英語節(jié)話劇，既鍛煉了同學們的舞臺表演能力，還強化了口語，又提高了聽力，真是一舉三得��！

英語節(jié)，我喜歡，希望明年的英語節(jié)快快到來！

幽默英文話劇篇二：搞笑英語話劇

搞笑英語話劇-別摸我

Don't Touch Me! 6人話劇劇本 劇本很短，適合短小品

Vicky和Lisa是某餐館的服務員，一天，一個顧客對Vicky....

人物

Allen

Jim

Kuki

Fenix

Vicky

Lisa

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Cast

1. Vicky︰a waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a hard working girl.

2. Lisa︰another waitress at Monday’s restaurant. She is a kind and naive girl.

3. Fenix︰one of customers. He’s a very ill-natured customer.

4. Allen and Tim︰customers at Monday’s restaurant. They’re good and decent men.

5. Kuki︰the boss of the restaurant.

Scene I

(One afternoon, there are many customers at the Monday’s restaurant.)

Vicky and Lisa talk and go to the kitchen, and then the boss, kuki, comes in, too.

Kuki:Hey, there are many customers today. Girls, work hard. Remember, God gives all things to industry.

Lisa: Yeah. I know.

Vicky:We will do our best.

The door opens now. Two men come in.

Kuki moves to the door.

Kuki: May I help you, sir? Two people? Come with me, I will take you to thetable.

Allen:Yes, pleases.

Tim: I’m starving. I hope I can eat the best food in this restaurant right now. Kuki: (laughing) Just a moment.

Two men walk in the restaurant. Lisa walks toward them.

Vicky: This is the menu, sirs.

Allen＆Tim: Thank you.

After a few minutes. Lisa and Vicky walk to the kitchen.

Lisa: Hey, Vicky. I don’t like that customer. See, that man sits near the door.

Vicky: Why? Does he make any troubles for you?

Lisa:I don’t know. I feel…….Oh, I just don’t like the way he looks at me.

Scene II

Vicky delivers a dish to the table where Allen and Tim sit.

Vicky: (talks to herself) Lisa is right. The way that man looks at me makes me

uncomfortable.

Vicky delivers a dish again to Fenix’s table.

Vicky: Here is your meal, sir. Enjoy it, please.

Vicky turns to the kitchen. At this moment, Fenix touches her back!

Vicky: Wow~~~~ (she screams.)

Kuki:(runs to Vicky) what happened?

Vicky: He, he……He touched me!

Fenix: No!! I didn’t.

Lisa:You lie!! I see you did that. What I say is an absolute truth.

Other customers gather around them to see what is happening.

Kuki: Well, seeing is believing, sir……

Fenix: I feel humiliated. So, boss. You must solve this problem. Look at yourWaitress. They are such tricky women.

Kuki: But, they say you did it……….Sir, I think…….

Fenix: What? You mean I am a pervert? Oh………Is this the way you serve your customers? You must give me an explanation today! Maybe giving me some money will make me forget it.

Lisa:You are a shameless cheater, liar.

The argument continues.

Scene III

Allen and Tim are angry for what they saw.

Allen: I won’t tolerate your behavior anymore.

Tim: That’s right. Come on, sir. It’s your fault. We all know that.

Fenix: Hmn? You think so? But I don’t think so. I mean, if the boss and thewaitresses make an apology to me, I might leave early. Or I will stay and make sure that no other customers walk inside the restaurant.

Kuki:Oh……Don’t do that, please. Sir, you have to know it won’t do you any good.

Fenix:Yeah……it won’t do me any good unless you pay me some money for the humiliation you have caused me. You have disgraced me.

Tim:Such a liar, I can’t believe it!!

Fenix:Mind your own business.

Allen: (Takes out his badge.)See.

Fenix:Uh……

Allen: I’m a police officer. Maybe you know what I’ll do with you.

Fenix turns to the door quickly.

Everybody in the restaurant all claps and cheers for Allen.

Lisa: There is very few good people in our society. Many bad people bullythe weak and fear the strong.

Tim:Yeah…….but trust me, justice will win.

Kuki: We are so lucky you are here. Thank you very much.

Allen: You are welcome. It’s just my duty.

幽默英文話劇篇三：英語搞笑話劇劇本

二人用版本

Scene1（At Salesman’s home）

N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces

加旁白1人屬于4人用）

白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本

旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dres(來自:www.zuancaijixie.com 蒲公英文摘:幽默英文話劇)sed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?

魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.

皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.

四人用版本

Global warming

A． Class begins, good afternoon everyone.

B． C. D ：Good afternoon, teacher.

A. First, I will ask you a question: What is the serious problem nowadays ?

B. I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.

A. It’s related to our correct answer. But it isn’t correct one.

B. Is it the problem of population increasing?

A. No.

C. Oh. I got it. It’s global warming.

A. Right! Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays. Because……

B. Teacher. I have a question. It was very cold indeed this winter. I think it’s global cooling!

A. You got the wrong concept. Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot, but also mean that the weather is out of control. So it will be sometimes very cold.

B. Teacher. What causes “ global warming”?

C. I know. Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature. It causes global warming.

A. You are right. Do you know what will happen with the global warming?

B. Yes. The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time, many islands will be gradually flooded with water. Human will have no places to live.

C. Surely, we don’t want that will happen.

A. What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?

B. I think we can protect the environment from ourselves. We can plant trees

C. When we are protecting the environment, we are saving ourselves.

A. Ok. Students, we can’t only speak but not do later . Let us go planting trees.

D. Oh, teacher! Tomorrow is March the twelfth, it’s tree-planting day!

A. Yes! Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.

B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!

A. That is good . I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment. Now the class is over bye-bye students!

B.C.D. good bye. Teacher.

（4人版本）

Narration: Carrie, Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company. This day they are talking in the office.

Ca: Bingo! I finally finish this case. It is really tough! I have not slept well for almost a week.

Wing: Me too .I always get so busy in this season. I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.

Ci: Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much. What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion. Wing: Come on, he is a devil, how could he do this to us? Anyway, we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

Ca: You are right. Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing: I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown. I miss German food!

Ca: so do I .how much I love French food!

Ci: I have not eaten German or French food before. Do you have any recommendation?

Ca: If you visit France or go to a French restaurant, snails, cheese, and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.

Wing: You also can’t miss the famous German sausage, ham and blue checse Ci: They all sound yummy. But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

Wing&Ca: No

Ci: The answer is dumplings!

Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .

Wing: Can you make dumplings, CiCi? Would you make some for us? I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.

Ci: Aha, it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight? We can make dumplings together. I will teach you how to cook it.

Ca: Great! That is fantastic. Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

Wing: Very good idea! We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper

market after work.

Ci: Sure.We need flour, yeast, pork, cabbages, vinegar, sauce and ginger. (The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house) CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie, can you fetch some water here?”

Ca: sure, here you are .what s next?

Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.

Ca: Okay, I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer Wing: Yeah, I am cutting the pork into many small pieces, and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?

CiCi: Yes, make sure they blend well. A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed, too.

(an hour later)

Ca: Yes, the dumplings are prepared .lets start!

CiCi: Wait! I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look, what are these?

Ca: Wow! Cheese! Where did you get it? And my favorite red wine. Wing: God. Those are sausage and ham, I can’t believe it!

CiCi: Haha, it is a big surprise, isn’t it? Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.

Ca: So it is a complete big meal.

Wing: An unforgettable banquet in my life. Let’s cheers!

Ca, Ci, Wing: Cheers!

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